wearealldoomed Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Hopefully I'll be awake enough to visit them - at least three 8am to 8pm shifts to get through while I'm in the Clapham area. Ach, you'll be certain of a couple of early finishes when the weather washes out a full day's play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Not the best thing to be posting at this time of day, but I just cut myself whilst giving myself a trim downstairs. The blood was pissing out of it. It hurts real bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Not the best thing to be posting at this time of day, but I just cut myself whilst giving myself a trim downstairs. The blood was pissing out of it.It hurts real bad For the good of my sanity and my stomach contents, I'm going to read that as you being on the ground floor of your house. Please do not correct me if I'm wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 For the good of my sanity and my stomach contents, I'm going to read that as you being on the ground floor of your house. Please do not correct me if I'm wrong. No! I was in the toilet downstairs at the time, if that makes any difference. Fudge, I thought a pair of scissors and a disposable razor would suffice, how wrong was I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I'm going to need a job as of end of next week, for 6 months!And I contacted the local council yesterday and was told they would send out a job description, but its not arrived. you mean you're planning to re-join us taxpayers??!! See earlier posts re local authorities and how cack they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 No! I was in the toilet downstairs at the time, if that makes any difference. Fudge, I thought a pair of scissors and a disposable razor would suffice, how wrong was I? Get a wax, for crying out loud! It doesn't hurt that much, and it's surely preferable to cutting yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Waxing you're fanny is probably fine because the skin will at least be tight, I dread to think how sore waxing your balls would be. You have to pull the skin tight when being waxed. I'm sure a guy can manage tugging his balls for a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Maybe, but buses face delays that the tube doesnt. You can probably get a pass for the whole 2 weeks you are there, which will work out cheaper. I'm going to take both options with me and decide when I arrive. I'll end up over-prepared Ach, you'll be certain of a couple of early finishes when the weather washes out a full day's play. Don't say that - that means working on my only day off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 When you get told at work, a month or so ago, that you'd be getting more responsibilty and shit, that you'd have more stuff that you and only you have to take care of , and... then you don't end up having more responsibility at all, and stuff needs to get checked n shit now, instead of them leaving me to competently (hopefully) complete the task by myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Not the best thing to be posting at this time of day, but I just cut myself whilst giving myself a trim downstairs. The blood was pissing out of it.It hurts real bad ow am i the only guy who winced in pain at the prospect of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 My date hasn't turned up for work yet I hope she hasn't got cold feet and is thinking better of it..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shazzz Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 My date hasn't turned up for work yet I hope she hasn't got cold feet and is thinking better of it..... She will turn up Petty things is, food being left on plates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 My date hasn't turned up for work yet That sounds wrong, she is either a) A Call Girl or B) works beside you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 My Petty thing?The Heating Engineer who has taken 3 days to sort out my heating/hot water. And it's still not working properly. 2 and a half weeks. And mine still isn't working at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) That sounds wrong, she is eithera) A Call Girl or B) works beside you No she isn't , she's our 33 year old, single mum, contract cleaner! Edit: I'm hoping she's working her hour here later today so we can both leave together! Edited June 22, 2007 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No she isn't , she's our 33 year old, single mum, contract cleaner! Edit: I'm hoping she's working her hour here later today so we can both leave together! Have some faith Kilt, she will turn up. Where you going on your date then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No she isn't , she's our 33 year old, single mum, contract cleaner! Edit: I'm hoping she's working her hour here later today so we can both leave together! Remember Kilt, 3 glasses of wine, a couple of compliments, a quick rendition of "I wandered lonely as a cloud", a burst of music in her shell like and she'll be putty in your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) Have some faith Kilt, she will turn up. Where you going on your date then? Good news! She was waiting in for a letting agent to call about her flat but they haven't turned up yet. If they don't arrive by 3pm she'll come in anyway, which means we can both leave together around 4pm to go for a drink! Ooh, the little tease had me worried there! I'm planning to get the No. 60 bus as far as the Paisley Cricket Ground, then stroll up the hill to the Lord Lonsdale and sweep her off her feet in the beer garden! It's not far from her house in Ferguslie Park..... ...so I may get REALLY lucky! Edit: Noted, Mr Phoenix, noted! Edited June 22, 2007 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Id be a bit more cautious about getting really lucky kilt or is that just my good guy thing showing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Id be a bit more cautious about getting really lucky kilt or is that just my good guy thing showing? No chance - it's been 11 months FFS, and whilst it's a long shot on a first date, if she's of the same mind and things head that way there's no way I'm behaving myself with restraint. It will be mutually pleasureable, drippy-sticky, coital carnage I tell's ya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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