carpetmonster Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 I’ve got the beer shits, but it’s not the relaxing, relief-giving, letting go of all the poison beer shits; it’s the stomach-crampy, world’s about to fall out of your arse, smells like some sort of agricultural chemical byproduct beer shits. Ugh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I’ve got the beer shits, but it’s not the relaxing, relief-giving, letting go of all the poison beer shits; it’s the stomach-crampy, world’s about to fall out of your arse, smells like some sort of agricultural chemical byproduct beer shits. Ugh. Told up to skip the Schlitz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 5 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I’ve got the beer shits, but it’s not the relaxing, relief-giving, letting go of all the poison beer shits; it’s the stomach-crampy, world’s about to fall out of your arse, smells like some sort of agricultural chemical byproduct beer shits. Ugh. Brewdog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 19 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Brewdog? No, they seem to have disappeared off the shelves here for the most part, which is odd because their US op isn’t *so* far from here, by American standards. That was last nights selection. That stout is 14% tho, which might explain it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Meant to get notifications from the Stranraer v EK play-off, which was in between the Portugal league 2 and the Saudi Arabian league games. Clicked on the first of the latter by mistake, which has recently kicked off and my phone keeps pinging me updates on a game I have absolutely no interest in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 @Cosmic Joe - FT: Feirense 1 Vilaverdense 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: @Cosmic Joe - FT: Feirense 1 Vilaverdense 1 Al Alhi are 5-1 up after 90+1 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 12 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Al Alhi are 5-1 up after 90+1 minutes Bet you're glad you signed up now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 (edited) If Al Alhi win their next two games, Them, TNS, Leverkusen and Falkirk should go into an undefeated champion of (undefeated) champions tournament to see who the best in the world is. Edited May 18 by buchan30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 12 minutes ago, buchan30 said: If Al Alhi win their next two games, Them, TNS, Leverkusen and Falkirk should go into an undefeated champion of (undefeated) champions tournament to see who the best in the world is. Not until Al Alhi, TNS and Bayer Leverkusen get a dodgy last minute penalty at Meadowbank to remain unbeaten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Had my phone nicked out my hand outside Tottenham Court Station earlier. Very much a case of feeling like "that'll never happen to me" and it did. Boy took it clean from my hand on his electric motorbike and sped off, whilst I just stood and shouted "c**t". Trying to block everything, but of course most apps want to send a code to the phone. I know I couldn't have done much, but feeling very fucked off about it all. Not sent from my ihPone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 14 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Not until Al Alhi, TNS and Bayer Leverkusen get a dodgy last minute penalty at Meadowbank to remain unbeaten Get it right up you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 3 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Had my phone nicked out my hand outside Tottenham Court Station earlier. Very much a case of feeling like "that'll never happen to me" and it did. Boy took it clean from my hand on his electric motorbike and sped off, whilst I just stood and shouted "c**t". Trying to block everything, but of course most apps want to send a code to the phone. I know I couldn't have done much, but feeling very fucked off about it all. Not sent from my ihPone Was this after you pumped his bird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 12 hours ago, carpetmonster said: No, they seem to have disappeared off the shelves here for the most part, which is odd because their US op isn’t *so* far from here, by American standards. That was last nights selection. That stout is 14% tho, which might explain it. Try tidying up to take your mind off it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 On 17/05/2024 at 19:34, virginton said: Tubs of yoghurt with 0.4 micron thick film lids are 100x worse than either, both in frequency of bursting and the absolute bomb site they create. You'll be getting told off for not fermenting your own yoghurt now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 9 hours ago, velo army said: Was this after you pumped his bird? During. Crime report with the Met opened and closed within 12 hours. Due to them wearing a balaclava, not able to identify. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Folk taking their dogs out for a walk and then brushing the dogs hair outside, leaving the hair lying on the pavement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Having to use an old Flash web interface and suddenly realising that nothing lets you run Flash anymore. I know it was deprecated a few years back, but you'd think something would still have the facility to run it, at your own risk. I've resorted to downloading old versions of portable browsers, and none of them have worked yet either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 On 19/05/2024 at 10:40, LondonHMFC said: During. Crime report with the Met opened and closed within 12 hours. Due to them wearing a balaclava, not able to identify. At least you've still got your trainers. No need to traipse home in your socks tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 On 19/05/2024 at 11:02, bennett said: Folk taking their dogs out for a walk and then brushing the dogs hair outside, leaving the hair lying on the pavement. Nest-building birds will be grateful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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