Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Smurph]

I've paid plenty in taxes.

All we done is watch Waynes World and now we can go home.

[zidane's child]

I hate that, some of them can't seem to understand why you don't want a cake around 9.30am

Spot on Enrico! I start work at 8.30am and I'm defo not having cakes at that time

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Energy efficient lightbulbs. You're in a rush and have lost car keys and need some light to aid in the search. Flick the light on and I swear it gets darker. Takes about 20 minutes to get anywhere near to what I'd call 'bright', during which time I could have just have used an energy-sapping gid bulb for 5 seconds.

[invergowrie arab]

People (women especially) who make you watch some shitty YouTube video (At least 4 minutes long) and make you hold their phone or hover over you at your desk while you watch the whole unfunny excruciating mess and you have to fake a smile while dieing inside.

[Guns Show]

People over-complicating made up reasons for leaving work early...just 'fess up' you're nipping off early because you can't be arsed FFS.

[thehoss]

That new wonga advert with the old geezer playing guitar.

So before he was a doddery old fool now he's satriani and vai rolled into one.

Aye ok.

[Lou Brusch]

If more people were like, in this case, Nelson Mandela...

Then Nelson Mandela would not be as well known, and might not have had anything to protest against in the first place. Think first eh?

[Jamaldo]

That new wonga advert with the old geezer playing guitar.

So before he was a doddery old fool now he's satriani and vai rolled into one.

Aye ok.

Every post of yours on this thread is about an advert

[thehoss]

Every post of yours on this thread is about an advert

I know, but I'm doing ok if the only thing that enrages me are adverts : )

I usually mute them but sometimes they catch me unawares.

There are adverts I like, that boux avenue one is ahem, decent.

And the youview one with the grizzly bear tune also good.

It's only a select few advert that do my dinger but they are extremely annoying.(as if my moaning about them I imagine!)

[Mark Connolly]

Sky have "no available dates in my area" to come and fix my dish. F*ck off Sky.

[WILLIEA]

Sky have "no available dates in my area" to come and fix my dish. F*ck off Sky.

Ditto C*nts

[The Minertaur]

I hate that, some of them can't seem to understand why you don't want a cake around 9.30am

Agreed. Was one neddy girl at my work who would always buy Yumyums from Greggs. (Think its Yumyums they're called) and then moan when people wouldn't eat them.

I've just had my lunch and I'm away to deal with customers.

"Oh come on its just a Yumyum. I just bought them"

Nobody asked you to buy them . Piss off.

[WeAreElgin]

Send her my way. Yum yums are the boy

[invergowrie arab]

Lift the fish up when your doing the salt and vinegar you cow.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Lift the fish up when your doing the salt and vinegar you cow.

Having it kinky tonight ia?

Edited December 6, 2013 by Zen Archer

[invergowrie arab]

Shit I thought I was sending a text

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Shit I thought I was sending a text

There's only two things that smell of fish.

Fish and a fishmongers hands.

[Guest The Phoenix]

There's only two things that smell of fish.

Three - John McVeigh is a tit

Fish and a fishmongers hands.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

There's only two things that smell of fish.

Three - John McVeigh is a tit

Fish and a fishmongers hands.

c**t.

Edit, that's four.

Edited December 6, 2013 by Zen Archer

[Andy Dufresne]

In the 6 years that I have worked for UPS I have never seen us as busy have we have been this Xmas,i only deliver from Bothwell St-Garnethill and from The M8 to George Sq but have 160-170 deliveries every day.You would think that Xmas sneaks up every year the way our depot is run and even the boss is off with stress.