Andy Dufresne Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 How many of these 184 deliveries got a card through the door telling them where to pick up the parcel? And how long do you wait for people to answer the door? Not having a go, you must be going about like a maniac, but I'm positive that I've had the card popped through the door without the bell even ringing several times, probably due to too much pressure on the drivers. We get it drummed into us to get the delivery off the first day as if not we have to go back the next day,trust me I hammer the living daylights out of a door to make sure they hear me.If we do not get an answer we will try neighbours if we can leave it,although some contracts mean we cannot do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Apparently Nina Conti won a comedy award. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Any Conti can win one apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Saw that conti on QI before. Dynamite set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 See how when a woman says she is 21 when in fact she is clearly a good bit older than 21? Funny as f**k man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Folk who don't write (at least) the town or city name, never mind the postcode on parcels. How the feck do you expect it to get to it's intended place when I can only know the persons name; house number and street name. Letters are a different story though. People write some amount of guff on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Folk gurning they aren't getting parcels delivered quick enough. In December. At the moment anything from 80k-110k parcels are sorted and dispatched during a nightshift in the three area codes I work in (ML, KA and PA). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 On a similar driving theme, c***s who don't acknowledge you when you let them out of a side street or slow down to let them change lanes. The worst kind of scum. People who inexplicably slow down in front of you to let some other diddy out. Just stick to the rules and we all might survive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 People who inexplicably slow down in front of you to let some other diddy out. Just stick to the rules and we all might survive. This, the whole overtaking lane is at 70 and someone slows down to let someone, who is not up to speed, into the lane. The knock on effect of everyone behind dropping to 50. Sheer stupidity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I cover G2 in Glasgow city centre.and he does a great job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Amnesty international complaining because the UK hasn't taken in enough Syrian refugees. 'Pituful' apparently. I'm sure the UK do a decent job in giving aid to these areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 How many of these cnuts from Amnesty have got refugees living with them? Are we the only country in the world? Why do these people never seem to ask Russia, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and all these other way off countries to take in refugees? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 When you're on the bus and the bus gives way to cars on small streets. f**k that. Bus beats car. Also the bus is carrying a bunch of people somewhere, presumably somewhere they'd like to get to on time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Every time I want to go for a shite at work the cleaner is creeping about the bogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Every time I want to go for a shite at work the cleaner is creeping about the bogs. There's a torn faced arsehole that always seems to be cleaning the gents when I want to go for a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Every time I want to go for a shite at work the cleaner is creeping about the bogs. <_< Happened to me today! Unfortunately I was passed the point on no return when she walked in, as soon as the splash was heard she said "hint taken" and walked out the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Every time I want to go for a shite at work the cleaner is creeping about the bogs. Maybe it's this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkrTOjPBls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'm away to try again. She must be done by now. I will take great pleasure in skittering all over her nice clean toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'm away to try again. She must be done by now. I will take great pleasure in skittering all over her nice clean toilet. Would love it if she was on P&B on her phone, just hiding round the corner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) She's fucking still there. Jesus. At least the mop and bucket are propping the door open and I know she's there. The worst is when you're backing one out on the bog and you hear the dreaded knock on the door, followed by the phrase (and it's been the same phrase everywhere I've worked - must teach it at cleaning school) "EMBDAY IN?????" I can't wait any longer, I'm going to have to go for the disabled. Edited December 13, 2013 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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