DA Baracus Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Programs that don't auto-save. You've been typing for ages (in Comic Sans, like a pro, natch), and need to Ctrl+C a chunk of your text into another program. Like a fud, you forget to save first, and your finger slips to 'V'. Dog kicked, bairns skelped, keyboard oot the windae Ctrl-V is paste is it not? Surely that wouldn't have done anything? And if it did, then a quick Ctrl-Z would have sorted it surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 aka "Carer" . Good call...get them to dress up. She can be a copper the next time. Or a plumber/sparky. He might get his boat finished. It's his money. Cnuts! The lot of you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Cnuts! The lot of you! Get her to be a chef the next time, that'll cover breakfast as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Cnuts! The lot of you! It was nice of you to take her a walk by the river. Most prostitutes are wrapped up in an old carpet when they go riverside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 It was nice of you to take her a walk by the river. Most prostitutes are wrapped up in an old carpet when they go riverside. You're the expert there Sarge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Get her to be a chef the next time, that'll cover breakfast as well. It's already been established that she can't cook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Just back from the ERI after being there since 4am. The wife's uncle is seriously ill, all the vital organs are shutting down slowly. So, so soul destroying to see this happen to someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 When my freezer door manages to get an ultra tight seal and I need a crow bar to get the fucker open. Are you sure you're not confusing your freezer door with a 26 year old very attractive "nurse"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 When my freezer door manages to get an ultra tight seal and I need a crow bar to get the fucker open. I'd imagine you'd be even more pissed off if it didn't do what it was supposed to and all your Magnums defrosted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 f**k me, that woman has the most irritating voice and accent I have heard in a long time. Whatever you do, don't Google her for images, he pus could turn milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 It's already been established that she can't cook Get her punted, unless of course you're frightened she'll do a 'Tiffoney' on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Get her punted, unless of course you're frightened she'll do a 'Tiffoney' on you. I'm in it for the long run mate.......cooking can easily be taught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Are you sure you're not confusing your freezer door with a 26 year old very attractive "nurse"? How fcuking dare you! My date very DEFINITELY is 100% a 26yo very attractive student nurse.......I'm NOT magee FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sitting across from 2 student lassies on the train and their traps haven't shut once since Stirling. When did Irish lassies develop that really annoying Aussie habit of going up at the end of sentences making every line a question? Hope it goes well Philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wait a minute. Are you saying sjc may be trying to shag my freezer? There's no stopping him is there. Good enough for Alice Cooper, good enough for sjc IMO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hk0sGep1bc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Wait a minute. Are you saying sjc may be trying to shag my freezer? There's no stopping him is there. I've heard he's no fussy about where he drops anchor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I've heard he's no fussy about where he drops anchor. I can't believe you've made a butter joke. Obviously you've made better jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I can't believe you've made a butter joke. Obviously you've made better jokes. Your puns are heading for gold... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Will you guys stop trying to get one clover on one another. Lurpak it in. ^^^I Can't believe it's not Magee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 sjc's not fussy. He'll eat anything that's spreadable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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