SweeperDee Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Watch out Donnie, the codine can make you constipated quick-style after a few days on it. That torn shoulder muscle will seem like a pleasure compared to the torn sphincter. Better get a wee packet of Dulcolax to go with that, just in case. Aye the nurse practitioner said that if I took two of them at a time, I'd likely get bunged up. He said that warm water should help if that's the case. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Aye the nurse practitioner said that if I took two of them at a time, I'd likely get bunged up. He said that warm water should help if that's the case.Warm water? He wants you to shit in the bath? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Warm water? He wants you to shit in the bath? He wants me to drink warm water. Sorry, should have made that clear. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 How much? Got my picture on them,for the thursday and friday with park n ride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Got my picture on them,for the thursday and friday with park n ride And the problem is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Got my picture on them,for the thursday and friday with park n ride Damn, it's times like this I wish I wasn't so darn handsome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 If there was no bad women, there'd be no bad men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 F£cking Sky TV. More specifically, f£cking Sky TV continuously changing the numbers of the HD channels. That's the 3rd time they've changed Channel 4 HD and they've now changed BBC3 HD as well. I only get the free ones, so christ knows what they are like with the paid for HD channels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Hat trick for me. One: my amateur team's semi final match was postponed on Saturday due to there being a couple of puddles on the pitch. Two: the game was hastily re-arranged for Tuesday night and I wasn't able to play. Three: they lost 1-3 on penalties (2-2 aet) to a team we'd beaten comfortably 5-0 not 3 weeks ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) Wimmin !!! Me this morning "I'll have a 3-4 hour break from work today around lunchtime so I'll come home and change the oil & filter in the car babe." Mrs RoversMad "ok see you then..." Just got home 10 mins ago and since the weather's nice she's away fuckin shopping... In the fuckin car!!!! Edited August 28, 2014 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wimmin !!! Me this morning "I'll have a 3-4 hour break from work today around lunchtime so I'll come home and change the oil & filter in the car babe." Mrs RoversMad "ok see you then..." Just got home 10 mins ago and since the weather's nice she's away fuckin shopping... In the fuckin car!!!! Serves you right for using the word "babe" :-O 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Serves you right for using the word "babe" :-O I used to call one of my exes "Babe", which went down fine until she saw the film.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 People using the word babe when talking to their other half. I find it very cringeworthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 ^^^ This. Disgusting behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 who gets 3 or 4 hours off for lunch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Muppets at petrol station that queue to use the pump that suits the side of there filling cap,while all along the other pump hose reaches the cap easily 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Muppets at petrol station that queue to use the pump that suits the side of there filling cap,while all along the other pump hose reaches the cap easily I like them if only for the smug feeling I get from cutting in in front of them to use the pump they've left free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I like them if only for the smug feeling I get from cutting in in front of them to use the pump they've left free. I do this all the time, but I've never seen any of the people patiently waiting look even the slightest bit surprised at my chicanery and inside knowledge of how petrol pumps work. Why is this? Maybe they just can't be arsed stretching it. Or maybe they think it's bad luck. Or maybe they just think I have magic powers to stretch the pipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I like them if only for the smug feeling I get from cutting in in front of them to use the pump they've left free. I do this all the time, but I've never seen any of the people patiently waiting look even the slightest bit surprised at my chicanery and inside knowledge of how petrol pumps work. Why is this? Maybe they just can't be arsed stretching it. Or maybe they think it's bad luck. Or maybe they just think I have magic powers to stretch the pipe. I did the cut in thing today and the looks of amazement i got when i pulled the hose over was amazing,even when i pullled away they still sat in line,muppets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Serves you right for using the word "babe" :-O I used to call one of my exes "Babe", which went down fine until she saw the film.... People using the word babe when talking to their other half. I find it very cringeworthy. ^^^ This. Disgusting behaviourFuckin new phone, spellchecker changed "bitch" to "babe"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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