Widge Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm truly amazed if these people have a full UK licence. The standard of driving is appalling nowadays I always thought of myself as a fairly poor driver, but since I've stated driving fairly large distances for work, I've come to realise I'm not even close to being a bad driver. Potentially even becoming a good driver through exposure to the sheer number if idiots out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 When it gets to the end credits of a telly programme and it says "Next, it's programme Z" when they actually mean programme Z is coming on after the next fucking programme (eg programme Y) that's actually on. Next means the next thing that's on you tosspots. Eg 2100-2200 Programme X 2200-2300 Programme Y 2300-0000 Programme Z At the end of Programme X they say the next programme is Programme Z and now it's Programme Y. No it's fucking not, programme X is just finishing and Programme Y hasn't started, so next on is Programme Y. Is that bloke who used to be in Programme D still in Programme Z? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 When it gets to the end credits of a telly programme and it says "Next, it's programme Z" when they actually mean programme Z is coming on after the next fucking programme (eg programme Y) that's actually on. Next means the next thing that's on you tosspots. Eg 2100-2200 Programme X 2200-2300 Programme Y 2300-0000 Programme Z At the end of Programme X they say the next programme is Programme Z and now it's Programme Y. No it's fucking not, programme X is just finishing and Programme Y hasn't started, so next on is Programme Y. You should stick to Television X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No. He's dead. So he's X? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No. He's dead. FFS spoiler ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 FFS spoiler ! I'd imagine it put a bit of a downer on his day too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No. He's dead. FFS spoiler !reminds me of the petty little cnut that ruined a certain Bruce Willis movie for me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 reminds me of the petty little cnut that ruined a certain Bruce Willis movie for me... He kills Alan Rickman and rescues his wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 FFS Spoiler. He kills Alan Rickman and rescues his wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 4 x 4 drivers - how much of the fucking road do the greedy c***s need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 He kills Alan Rickman and rescues his wife No, that was Robin Hood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 So he's X? He's X-Rated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who dress up for halloween 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who dress up for halloween What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who phone up to discuss their insurance who do not have their reference number, and you need to search for the surname and postcode. And the surname is something involving 4 "z's" 2 "g's" and they can't understand the phonetic alphabet. Makes me contemplate changing career to become a mass murderer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 People who phone up to discuss their insurance who do not have their reference number, and you need to search for the surname and postcode. And the surname is something involving 4 "z's" 2 "g's" and they can't understand the phonetic alphabet. Makes me contemplate changing career to become a mass murderer. Better that than insurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Better that than insurance. Certainly more socially acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "Predrinks" Ugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Went to get a couple of new tyres fitted the other day. First time I've ever had to do that. Now I know that the wheel nut is that wee silver thing that's always in a compartment in the boot. Always seen it in many cars over the years but never had to use it so when the guy says " where's the wheel nut "I think no bother, the wee silver thing in the boot. Went to the boot, no nut! Opened every wee compartment there was, emptied the boot, then inside the car, glove box etc. No nut. I've had the car since new so no idea where it could have gone. Felt such an eejit! Had to go to the dealers, get a new nut and will sheepishly return to the tyre place on Monday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Certainly more socially acceptable. Pays less though* *from what I've been told 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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