mizfit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Are you riding hedgecutter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Are you riding hedgecutter? She is now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 When the waiter/waitress in a restaurant comes over to ask if everything's ok. If I want something I'll go get it. Got caught with a mouthful of food the other day, c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Will you? What restaurant is this? I'll ask for it. If you want something in a restaurant will you wait around for someone to come to you or will you get the attention of a waiter/waitress and ask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Will you? What restaurant is this? Pizza Hut buffet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 When the waiter/waitress in a restaurant comes over to ask if everything's ok. If I want something I'll go get it. Got caught with a mouthful of food the other day, c**t. I'm sure they're telt to do it. It's the reason God gave you thumbs. (for giving the thumps-up, not for gouging out their eyes!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Bought a day pass for Now TV for the first time yesterday. Turns out that there's only one Euro 2016 qualifier available to watch right now (Austria v Russia), because (as you Sky users will know) they put them all on one channel and you switch between using the red button. They haven't implemented any red button features for PC users, so you're stuck with the default game. They are, however, advertising Belgium v Wales as a match you can watch on their website Thankfully Scotland v Ireland was the default game last night. Austria v Russia is pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) When the waiter/waitress in a restaurant comes over to ask if everything's ok. If I want something I'll go get it. Got caught with a mouthful of food the other day, c**t. They have to because of the moaning cnuts who finish their meal before complaining, and then go on tripadvisor whining. In a half decent restaurant they'll sort out anything straight away. Edited November 15, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 The woman driving in front of me at the Muchalls dip on the A90 last night who decided to come to a complete halt because she almost missed her turn got on my nerves a little bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Somebody nicked my shoes At the insistence of my flatmate/mate's bird, there's a stand thing in the landing to take shoes off outside. It's just mine missing, some c**t in our building has obviously picked the pairs that fit. If I see somebody cutting about in my own shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Somebody nicked my shoes At the insistence of my flatmate/mate's bird, there's a stand thing in the landing to take shoes off outside. It's just mine missing, some c**t in our building has obviously picked the pairs that fit. If I see somebody cutting about in my own shoes They obviously have no sole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Somebody nicked my shoes At the insistence of my flatmate/mate's bird, there's a stand thing in the landing to take shoes off outside. It's just mine missing, some c**t in our building has obviously picked the pairs that fit. If I see somebody cutting about in my own shoes Arch criminal I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Somebody nicked my shoes At the insistence of my flatmate/mate's bird, there's a stand thing in the landing to take shoes off outside. It's just mine missing, some c**t in our building has obviously picked the pairs that fit. If I see somebody cutting about in my own shoes As Grouch Marx once said 'Time wounds all heels' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I hate that Aldi Christmas advert. Not sure why as it isn't particularly seethe-inducing in it's content. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 As Grouch Marx once said 'Time wounds all heels' Cobblers. The thieving footpad deserves a good leathering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Cobblers. The thieving footpad deserves a good leathering.You managed to wedge a few in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I've given the wife the remote control as there is f**k all on I want to watch, sky living is on now and there is a programme on about transgender. This is why she normally gets telt tae get tae f**k !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I've given the wife the remote control as there is f**k all on I want to watch, sky living is on now and there is a programme on about transgender. This is why she normally gets telt tae get tae f**k !!Are you sure "she" isn't trying to tell you something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 But this is exactly why I refuse to give my wife the remote. We'll end up watching x factor, or celebrity dancing, or home renovations. Utter pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Somebody nicked my shoes At the insistence of my flatmate/mate's bird, there's a stand thing in the landing to take shoes off outside. It's just mine missing, some c**t in our building has obviously picked the pairs that fit. If I see somebody cutting about in my own shoes Maybe it was magic Elves taking them away to get fixed? They're probably en route back, I wouldn't worry. Bloody Royal Mail! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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