Swarley Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 3pm and 39.4 degrees outside. As soon as I set foot outside this aircon'd office I will melt like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Toasty, likes. Understatement, min 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheresthescoop Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Feel like shit. Coughing and sneezing left right and centre. Meant I've driven out to Glasgow done, 2 hours work and I'm now having to head home to my bed. Whilst that would normally be ok, I've got stuff on my work laptop that needs caught up, so I'll still need to work!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Folk that park as close to your drive as possible. You can still get in (just) but only by coming in at a ridiculous angle. Even worse when the live in the next street over. Toss breadcrumbs over their car. The next day it'll be scratched to buggery by small claws and covered in birdshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Nightmare day at work,helper buggered off and never did his shift on the road meaning I was sent out with 150 deliveries.I started at 06.45am and never got a break all day. Zero hour contract.. I'm sure helper worked to rule.. Sickener when shit like that happens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Nightmare day at work,helper buggered off and never did his shift on the road meaning I was sent out with 150 deliveries.I started at 06.45am and never got a break all day. That is The Lord's Retribution for the stupid, vainglorious ban you gave me last week for typing three asterisks. KarmaKeith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 One of the Maris Piper pptatoes I just bought from M&S was badly bruised. If I'm forking out two quid for a pound of spuds I expect better. Take heed M&S there IS a Waitrose at the top of Byres Road. #FirstWorldProblems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Oh aye. c***s on the underground. If you can read the metro as you block the doorway, I assume you can also read the signs warning that obstructing the door way can cause distress delay and massive irritation to chunts like me with Underground ocd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 One of the Maris Piper pptatoes I just bought from M&S was badly bruised. If I'm forking out two quid for a pound of spuds I expect better. Take heed M&S there IS a Waitrose at the top of Byres Road. #FirstWorldProblems If you can buy a suit for a wedding, wear it, take it back and get refunded, I'm sure you can get the money back for your bruised tattie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 That Danio advert. If there's one place where I like to keep a yoghurt it's in a car on a boiling hot day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 If you can buy a suit for a wedding, wear it, take it back and get refunded, I'm sure you can get the money back for your bruised tattie. I'm sure they'd exchange it, actually. You can imagine the looks you'd get, however On a similar note, bought a punnet of clementines from Lidl yesterday. By today, one at the bottom has exploded with mould, and the rest are covered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 #fifthworldproblems Who's included in the fifth world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Lidl, you and most of Dundee by the sounds of it. Tee hee. Always wanted to be part of an exclusive club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Lidl, you and most of Dundee by the sounds of it. Tee hee. Hey, don't forget Sevco knuckledraggers................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hey, don't forget Sevco knuckledraggers................... Alright, this isn't funny any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Alright, this isn't funny any more. True. Apologies. Didn't mean to break the magic spell that yourself and Mozz have so lovingly woven......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Apologies. Didn't mean to break the magic spell that yourself and Mozz have so lovingly woven......... I'm his bit of rough from the fifth world, dontchakno 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Horrible organisations and corporations describing themselves as 'proud local sponsors' or as being 'proud to freeze prices'. No you're fucking not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Horrible organisations and corporations describing themselves as 'proud local sponsors' or as being 'proud to freeze prices'. No you're fucking not. In fairness to them, the slogan GIE'S YER CASH LOSERS! didn't go down to well with focus groups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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