throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 People dont have dishwashers? How quaint. I would say my dishwasher was one of the best things about my home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 People dont have dishwashers? How quaint. Dishwashers are pish and are for the lazy and retarded. Speaking of retards, I once tried to wash a pair of jeans in my parent's dishwasher when I was younger (the washing machine was being used by my younger brother and I really needed them). I would describe that particular move as a 'faux pas'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Dishwashers are pish and are for the lazy and retarded. Speaking of retards, I once tried to wash a pair of jeans in my parent's dishwasher when I was younger (the washing machine was being used by my younger brother and I really needed them). I would describe that particular move as a 'faux pas'. How very dare you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 So how come you dont have one then? Cos yer maw is too tired from me pumping her to smithereens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Dishwashers are pish and are for the lazy and retarded. Speaking of retards, I once tried to wash a pair of jeans in my parent's dishwasher when I was younger (the washing machine was being used by my younger brother and I really needed them). I would describe that particular move as a 'faux pas'. Can't afford a dishwasher imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Dishwashers are most definitely not pish. I'm sure DA is quite content in his Victorian household with no labour saving appliances for the lazy and retarded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 When you update the P&B app for your phone and it then tells you that the new version is "not compatible with your device" after getting rid of the one which I used before. Now I'm stuck with the far inferior mobile site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Agree with the filling-the-sink-with-dirty-dishes thing. Where's a man supposed to take a pish in an emergency? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ^ Kettle/Kitchen bin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ^ Kettle/Kitchen bin Silly rabbit; kettles are for jobbies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Work. and more specifically your inbox after a few weeks off. Cleared though hundreds of emails of which only two were of real importance or value. I'm due back next week after nearly six months off - I am not looking forward to my first encounter with Outlook.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Agree with the filling-the-sink-with-dirty-dishes thing. Where's a man supposed to take a pish in an emergency? Laundry basket. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Work. and more specifically your inbox after a few weeks off. Cleared though hundreds of emails of which only two were of real importance or value. I've avoided it today. f**k it, let's have a look and see what awaits tomorrow... 1017 unread messages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 People dont have dishwashers? How quaint. I have one. She's called Mrs 19QOS19. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I have one. She's called Mrs 19QOS19. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1420475829.248430.jpg That reminds me of that joke when a guy goes into a chippy and asks where the guy who served him last time was and the boss says "I sacked him he was sticking his dick in the potato peeler" Then the man asks " what did you do with the potato peeler?" " I sacked her as well!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I hate it when I'm going for a shower and my gf's hair is clogging up the drain bit and the water fills up and over spills onto the floor. She never sees to it herself and i always have to fish it out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I hate it when I'm going for a shower and my gf's hair is clogging up the drain bit and the water fills up and over spills onto the floor. She never sees to it herself and i always have to fish it out She told me she had a Brazilian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 She told me she had a Brazilian She gets rid of all her vaginal hair i'll have you know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 She gets rid of all her vaginal hair i'll have you know Thanks for that info, but what I meant was, she told me her boyfriend was Brazilian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Thanks for that info, but what I meant was, she told me her boyfriend was Brazilian I let her keep her armpit and leg hair because i enjoy he European feel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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