Tamdunk Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Lol Senior russian dating has just popped up. Someone's taking the piss here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You don't say all the syllables though. It's more like quarter fnowr. One less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 When people say Mackay-Stevens when his name is Mackay-Steven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Double barrel surnames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I'm sure this must have been mentioned but when you buy a movie on DVD and you stick it in the player and what happens? You get half an hour of trailers! Fucking outrageous! Don't say, "oh you can skip past them" they shouldn't be there in the first place. It should go straight to a menu screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Just press Stop>Stop>Play and it should automatically skip all of them Really? Is this common knowledge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Double barrel surnames I'm old enough to remember when double barrelled surnames were the reserve of the upper classes. These days, it's a pretty strong indicator of a scheme goblin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Played football for the first time in months after injury and I've developed a fucker of a blood blister on my big toe. Guess I'll take a while to get going again! On the plus side injury seems fine now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Anything relatively recent made by BBC either on Netflix or DVD where the 'made by BBC' bit has an incredibly loud noise compared to the much lower programme volume. Anyone who's watched it will know what I'm on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 pissed off with the cold and snow and I have been exiled to Aberdeen . Brrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Professional gays. Some of my best friends etc. but just accidentally switched on The Jump on C4, and Louis Spence was doing his mince act. What a cnut. Mind you the rest of the contestants aren't any better, maybe I should have said professional celebs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Cheap loo roll and premises that buy it for their toilets. Been 7 hours and I can still feel the burn My work is bad for this, I think I spend longer sanitising my hand then I do wiping my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 signs above sinks that say "caution very hot water"only to be presented with a trickle of tepid liquid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Today I felt like I was like wiping my arse with a hedgehog It wasn't much fun for the hedgehog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 There's water stuck in one of my ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Tilt head, insert cotton bud into ear, gently wiggle back and forth until water is released. Works for me every time.Which ear do you put the cotton bud in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. Get out of the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain. Have you tried praying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Get out of the bath. Have you tried praying? Did you forget you replied to me the first time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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