BFTD Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 You should all be thankful you don't work with Nancy Sinatra. She used to carry a bit of jobby around in a wee box and scoff it down before going out on stage. Allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Weirdos on trains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Been there since 2.30 then? That's the tooth of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 It's currently 25 minutes after my dental appointment was to begin and Im still waiting in the waiting room. Just pity the poor bugger who went in before you! Obviously having major problems? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Or there was a three way going down. Or that! Although I think he would have heard it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Did the dentist's drill taste a bit fishy? Cod you be more pacific? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) My knitting was truly ripped today by hearing someone say, "I had to get up at 6 A.M. In the morning!" My reply of, "Are you sure it wasn't 6 AM in the evening" was met with a blank response. Fuxake......I'm such fun. Blame Mike Oldfield. Every time I hear Moonlight Shadow, I know I'm going to get angry at the line "Four a.m. In the morning..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80qhyovOnA#t=1m23s Edited February 24, 2015 by Funky Nosejob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 The wife talking through the headlines of the 6 o' clock news does my fucking head in! Does she do it during her programmes? Actually yes, the talkative witch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) No signal in the BBC studio. It was National Lottery's Who Dares Wins.Hehe...do you know the lotter....And no, I don't know the lottery results.Oh. Edited February 24, 2015 by Sweaty Morph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) When you are behind a car that thinks it is the width of a house. brakes into every corner and at the approach of another vehicle Edited February 24, 2015 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Islamic State are starting to get pretty fucking annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Islamic State are starting to get pretty fucking annoying. ^^^^can't get a visa for Syria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Islamic State are starting to get pretty fucking annoying.Did you have your eye on these 3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Islamic State are starting to get pretty fucking annoying.^^^^ now a target for IS's Cyber Division 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 ICT fucked my 6 team acca tonight. 38/1 YOU PLAYED THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME AGAINST 10 MEN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Did you have your eye on these 3? Too muslimy looking for him, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 My family are all clubbing together to get my dad something for his birthday and he was really keen on some new golf clubs. He told my mum he did not like golf trollies, and he liked the look of this driver and wedge. My mums bought the trolley and asked me for £50 for it. I don't grudge paying it, but every time this happens she buys what she's told not to buy. Is this just my mum being a dickhead, or is every woman the same? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Sitting in his mum's house in Arbroath, dreaming of moving to Dundee and seething about Iraqi terror groups. That 1888Likkktie is an odd wee fella at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 When you are behind a car that thinks it is the width of a house. brakes into every corner and at the approach of another vehicle To add to this, people (mainly women in my experience) who seem to have some sort of fit when trying to overtake a lorry on a dual carriageway, slam on their brakes and wave about their lane as if the lorry is just about to crush them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Sitting in his mum's house in Arbroath, dreaming of moving to Dundee and seething about Iraqi terror groups. That 1888Likkktie is an odd wee fella at times. Constantly posting pish about another poster on an Internet forum is probably a wee bit odder pal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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