Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Aye, I always like to go on a wander when I'm on holiday abs hate having everything mapped out for me. I get there's places and times you need to be a bit careful and circumspect, but as you say effectively being locked up in good conditions for a week or two just doesn't appeal.They don't lock you in. I quite like the underlying security of knowing I will be well fed and blind drunk the whole time. But I nearly always go out for one meal a day and the local pubs for a few hours at night and to watch football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Cancun itself looks fine. It's perception from those who go there that it's some sort of exclusive and prohibitively expensive paradise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 What? You've got that the wrong way round, people that go to kavos/maga/napa don't usually brag about it or give it the big un. It's usually people that go to Ibiza that act to snobby for places like Maga etc from my experience!!! Ibiza >>>> Maga Cheaper narcotics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Ibiza >>>> Maga Cheaper narcotics I could have had loads for free in Maga. Stayed next door to this boy from Ireland called Stevo who I'm told never slept for days, walked around with his eyes out his skull all the time. Could barely get back to the room without being offered a handful of swedgers off the guy. I haven't been to Ibiza so can't really comment. Mates are going this year but I'm saving instead. Just from the people I know there's so many people that get right snooty about Ibiza and look down on Maga etc. Never really got that, I couldn't care how good or shite the DJs/clubs are aslong as there's plenty of sun, drink and girls I'll be happy. Maga was tremendous, and very very very cheap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Those adverts with the Wolf from Pulp Fiction. A character well past it's sell by date. So Direct Line; pretty please, with sugar on top, clean your fucking act up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Folk are right to look down on Magaluf. It's a fucking shithole only booked for holidays away by utter tramped and bellends. ^^^ Didn't get his hole in Magaluf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 People who like Oasis and Noel Gallagher. Scummy neds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I'm going to Cancun on honeymoon in May. 10 days of doing f**k all whilst eating and drinking as much as you can. Can't go wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 People who like Oasis and Noel Gallagher. Scummy neds. ^^^blur fan found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Bitch, plz. Not surprised if that's your chat up technique 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. ^^^^^ didn't get his hole type post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. I hope you pulled out. You do NOT need any more children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 ^^^^^ didn't get his hole type post I hope you pulled out. You do NOT need any more children. Cheers for the support gents. I was hoping for "Don't be daft, she'll think you were just being friendly" etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 ^^^^^ didn't get his hole type post I hope you pulled out. You do NOT need any more children. She told him to jacket in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 The ammount of litter that people must chuck out of their vehicles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. At any point did she catch you looking at her tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. Think positive, she might actually have cancer, in which case you said exactly the right thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Cheers for the support gents. I was hoping for "Don't be daft, she'll think you were just being friendly" etc... I'd have found a way to dig a hole and tell her she looked ugly back in uni or something so you did alright, all considered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 She told him to jacket in. Crap pun - you're just trying to curry favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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