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When you're given a bottle of whisky as a gift but the bottle has a giant security tag on it which seems impossible to remove (without shattering the glass).

I'm pretty sure that should be removed when purchased.

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I fucking hate it when people, usually in football, pluralise an individuals name in order to use them as a wider generalisation of a type and then list others in the same fashion, thus negating the need to have pluraised their name in the first place!

E.G "They can't go out and sign the top quality players like your Messis, Ronaldos, Ibrahimovics...." or "the big clubs like your AC Milans, Real Madrids, Man uniteds"

Absolutely this. It infuriates me. It's always done by appallingly stupid wanks like Billy Dodds and Alan Preston. Fucking idiots. Edited by DA Baracus
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Fuckers driving at 40 miles an hour when there's nowhere to pass, they were out in force today on our way to Brora. Fuckers.

Can't beat a good trip along the whole of the A96. Should have been upgraded decades ago.

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Can't beat a good trip along the whole of the A96. Should have been upgraded decades ago.

I used to go up that way a lot about 20 years ago and you had to go through every bloody village, at least most of them have been bypassed.

Small mercies and all that.

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The idiot woman next door parks her car behind me yesterday.........

Ooft, you're in there, son.

Get round to complain and receive your "apology".

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Ooft, you're in there, son.

Get round to complain and receive your "apology".

Don't fancy that, she's 9 months pregnant.

Quite right.

Your car is parked in front of half of her gate.

Disgraceful, disrespectful behaviour.

:lol:

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She's probably going mental on Facebook about the "w****r next door neighbour" parking in "her spot". "Doesn't he know I'm pregnant and need more room for 'Baby'?"

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Don't fancy that, she's 9 months pregnant.

Quite right; you'd feel like absolute filth, surely.

*waits patiently for P&B's tales of shagging pregnant wives*

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Quite right; you'd feel like absolute filth, surely.

*waits patiently for P&B's tales of shagging pregnant wives*

Meant to start labour...

Meant... :unsure:

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