1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Lichtie, WTF is the deal with this picture? Can you explain it please as it's twisting my melon man, and appears to have twisted yours. Haha DeeMan I honestly don't have a fucking clue why I put that up That pretty much sums it up laddie, unexplainable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Billy Dodds chuntering on the radio about Rangers being desperate to play in the SPFL earlier. This is getting fucking ridiculous. First, they're already in the "SPFL". Montrose were desperate to play in the SPFL yesterday; barring another liquidation, an absence of SPFL football is not something Rangers are going to have to worry about. Second, the SPFL is not the top division - it's the "Premiership". Keep calling it the SPL if you like, or the Premier League, the 'top tier', whatever - it all makes you sound like you've no interest in Scottish football and get paid for doing hee-haw, but at least you won't sound like a complete cretin. Third and finally, Billy Dodds is an "arsehole". Please remove him from the airwaves. Thanks! Tbf to Dodds it's no just him. Seems to be an awful lot of paid pundits that don't know the difference I liked Dodds, was a goalscoring machine for me back on Championship Manager 2000/01 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Aye but what's going on, why have you got two haircuts/heads? We demand to know!!!11! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Aye but what's going on, why have you got two haircuts/heads? We demand to know!!!11! That's the mirror, it curves back into the wall at the bottom Atleast nobody has said I'm grey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's the mirror, it curves back into the wall at the bottom Atleast nobody has said I'm grey... Ahhh finally, mystery solved. Wouldn't worry, I'm a proud silver fox. Only thundercunt's dye their hair imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Tbf to Dodds it's no just him. Seems to be an awful lot of paid pundits that don't know the difference I liked Dodds, was a goalscoring machine for me back on Championship Manager 2000/01 They've had a whole fucking year. It's starting to look like willful stupidity, especially considering it's their fucking job! It's be like your work having a new entrance door put in and you continually smacking your face into the wall where the old one was while making seal noises. And Delroy Facey scored a ton of goals for me on an old CM save, but he's still a c**t. Plus, I retrospectively blame him for throwing an FA Cup Final for my Nuneaton team, the cheating b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That's the mirror, it curves back into the wall at the bottom Thank f**k you explained that, genuinely thought my brain was broken trying to make sense of that picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Thank f**k you explained that, genuinely thought my brain was broken trying to make sense of that picture. Hahaha. I never even thought. Looking at it again and having a good laugh at it, can completely see why you would've been confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Haha DeeMan I honestly don't have a fucking clue why I put that up That pretty much sums it up laddie, unexplainable Thank you. I thought you had put Simon Cowell's hairdo on top of your own head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 They've had a whole fucking year. It's starting to look like willful stupidity, especially considering it's their fucking job! It's be like your work having a new entrance door put in and you continually smacking your face into the wall where the old one was while making seal noises. And Delroy Facey scored a ton of goals for me on an old CM save, but he's still a c**t. Plus, I retrospectively blame him for throwing an FA Cup Final for my Nuneaton team, the cheating b*****d. Willie Miller does it a lot too. It's amatuer shit that makes them appear clueless (although they largely are) about the subject matter worse, that they aren't that bothered. It should have been corrected by a producer ages ago. That it's still going on is unforgivable. That they are never challenged by other presenters/pundits on it is also unforgivable. Peter Houston is a repeat offender and was at it again today. You'd think he'd know what league his team plays in and what league they are trying to get in to, but the thick as f**k moron has no idea. His chairman needs to have a word with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 When you get a pizza and it hasn't been cut properly and rips apart when you are trying to get a slice. Death penaly right there Amatuer move. When it comes to pizza, never trust anyone else. I always give it a going over with a pizza cutter just to be sure. I once cut a pizza using their tool when I worked in Pizza Hut. It was the first and last one I cut, given my hilariously incompetent attempt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 People that refer to albums as LPs. Get with the times,grandad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 People that refer to albums as LPs. Get with the times,grandad. Hipster music press who refer to albums as records. Scum of the fucking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I know. Ain't nobody got time for dat. Tru dat bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Tru dat bro I canny believe u said dat m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Dat ass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Ma m8 got a A for his exam. Dat pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 One of the best ever posts on p&b was on the horrific club photos thread and contained only two words: Dat chin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The famous car brand was so named because the CEO overheard an American tourist in Japan at sunset exclaim, "Dat sun". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Dat back pass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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