Swarley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 A quick check of my passport yesterday made me realise, that it expires in 5 months. As I'm travelling outside the EU this weekend, I've now got to go to Glasgow this morning, in order to get a same day express passport. I travel frequently, therefore should have noticed this ages ago. ^^^^ International man of mystery type postEither that or a "trolley dolly". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Totally with this. The guy sitting next to me says "how are you?" first thing in the morning, I respond. That's fine but then 10mins later he asks the exact same question. How are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 How are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Sticking with the office theme. Women in my work, moans about never being able to lose weight one day, the next she's having a chicken curry for her lunch at 12pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Someone at my work is retiring. Hence the usual people buying leaving gifts and the novelty card signed by all. I've started a war by not chipping in, or signing the card cause I don't know them. For f**k sakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) Someone at my work is retiring. Hence the usual people buying leaving gifts and the novelty card signed by all. I've started a war by not chipping in, or signing the card cause I don't know them. For f**k sakes I genuinely get this about once/twice a month. I work in a 7 floor office with a good few hundred on each floor. When someone leaves or retires the cards/collection envelopes get passed around the whole building with a sheet to score your name off on. Not chipped in once, Not known one person that's retired. If I ever leave I'll make sure that whoever is sorting it out doesn't have it passed around all the floors and make me look like I've got a real brass neck asking randoms for cash. Edited June 26, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Glastonbury 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I genuinely get this about once/twice a month. I work in a 7 floor office with a good few hundred on each floor. When someone leaves or retires the cards/collection envelopes get passed around the whole building with a sheet to score your name off on. Not chipped in once, Not known one person that's retired. If I ever leave I'll make sure that whoever is sorting it out doesn't have it passed around all the floors and make me look like I've got a real brass neck asking randoms for cash. f**k it.....you ain't seeing 98% of them again get a good start for a night out with your pals and let the silly buggers all throw in a pound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 f**k it.....you ain't seeing 98% of them again get a good start for a night out with your pals and let the silly buggers all throw in a pound Exactly, get a mate to spread a rumour you've got cancer as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Stephens The Bakers, yes that one. They moved the bakehouse to Rosyth a few years ago and have a shop on the same location. The other day I was queuing, wanting a couple of filled rolls for lunch and observed a lassie behind the counter with a preoccupation for scratching her head, there was a sizeable queue and I feared I may get the skanky bint. As the line diminished it was between me and another guy who was to be served by the mink, it was him. At the same time that she asked him what he wanted she scratched the inside of her nostril with a thumbnail and wiped it on her pinny, I almost wretched and as a result I walked out. I shall not be back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I work in a supermarket. Was due to finish at 11 tonight and was stacking some crates of juice and suchlike in the back just before I left. Second last crate was some 2 litre bottles of Coke. Put it on the shelf and suddenly one of the bottles exploded, soaking me and everything within 10 feet of me. Had to stay to clean it all, and now have to go back for a 7 hour shift tomorrow while stinking of Coke since I won't have time to wash my uniform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I work in a supermarket. Was due to finish at 11 tonight and was stacking some crates of juice and suchlike in the back just before I left. Second last crate was some 2 litre bottles of Coke. Put it on the shelf and suddenly one of the bottles exploded, soaking me and everything within 10 feet of me. Had to stay to clean it all, and now have to go back for a 7 hour shift tomorrow while stinking of Coke since I won't have time to wash my uniform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I've got an early morning start so didn't want to risk it not being dried in time. The smell isn't actually as bad as I first feared it was so I should be able to get away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Sue Coca Cola anyway for the trauma and whiplash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) Selfie sticks Probably the stupidest invention ever and I can't stand anyone who uses them edit: Thankfully my opinion of them seems to be shared by Corey Taylor (Slipknot/Stone Sour) who gave this quote about them during an interview with NME: ""Oh my fucking god, selfie sticks, f**k me. Whenever I see one, I'm like "seriously?! There’s a whole fucking industry making hundreds of thousand dollars probably every day just so we can take big fucking pictures of our own stupid faces?!" What the f**k is that? It’s a dumb invention. What the f**k is wrong with us?" Edited June 27, 2015 by Daniel Carmichael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 How come.once.you miss the night bus, every taxi in the planet is either taken or done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I work in a supermarket. Was due to finish at 11 tonight and was stacking some crates of juice and suchlike in the back just before I left. Second last crate was some 2 litre bottles of Coke. Put it on the shelf and suddenly one of the bottles exploded, soaking me and everything within 10 feet of me. Had to stay to clean it all, and now have to go back for a 7 hour shift tomorrow while stinking of Coke since I won't have time to wash my uniform. When I was a pup, I worked in Safeway after school. I was putting 2l bottles of Irn Bru on the shelf and knicked one of them with my Stanley knife when I was opening the case. You can't imagine how quickly 2l of fizzy juice can get out of a tiny cut in a plastic bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Children. That's what's doing my box in. My youngest boy has a fascination with emptying shower gel out of the bottle, twice he's done it now. This morning he emptied a full bottle down the toilet, accompanied with a full toilet roll. Took me the best part of an hour to get the water away. Waiting for the absolute c**t from downstairs coming up to moan about the water leaking down when he gets out his wanking chariot. Feeling quite pissed off naturally, so might just leather the c**t if he starts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 A quick check of my passport yesterday made me realise, that it expires in 5 months. As I'm travelling outside the EU this weekend, I've now got to go to Glasgow this morning, in order to get a same day express passport. I travel frequently, therefore should have noticed this ages ago. ^^^^ International man of mystery type post Either that or a "trolley dolly". Hello Sailor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 How come.once.you miss the night bus, every taxi in the planet is either taken or done. Hmmm I'll have a stab at this one. Is it because there is no more buses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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