weirdcal Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've found a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it. Hope you're well mate! FFS keep that road quiet, they will have works up on it as soon as they can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. tell them there is more chance they will be murdered by a work mate.... I'm going there too and I'm looking a bit ISIS right now (tanned, need a haircut, need to shave). Potential for some 'hilarious' pranks. Now where did I leave my toy AK47? This happened a week after my holiday, only 500 metres from my hotel. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8176601.stm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 This happened a week after my holiday, only 500 metres from my hotel. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8176601.stm Could have been you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin! "Utter puddle drinker" Great wee phrase - stealing that! ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "Utter puddle drinker" Great wee phrase - stealing that! Airdrie Onions is responsible for that, not the phrase but for drinking out of puddles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The "seethe" from people because that girl who is in prison in Peru has been allowed to return to Scotland to serve the remainder of her sentence. These are the same people who complain that foreign prisoners in the UK are not sent home to serve the remainder of their sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 My wife hoards household rubbish, she's just decided to clean the cupboards and so far I've discovered we have 12 tubes of toothpaste, more towels than a Hilton hotel and six boxes of Rice Crispies, we'll all have nice teeth come the apocalypse but I'd love just once to find out we've run out of something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 No one answering at home when theres supposedly a family "crisis" on the go. Gets me well worked up so it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin! Offer to buy the trip off them for £100. Tell them how much of a non w****r you are and see if they maintain their stance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 People who get annoyed when you don't text back. I'm really not interested in a text conversation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 People who get annoyed when you don't text back. I'm really not interested in a text conversation "Are you OK?" "Are you making sure you take your medication?" "Have the voices started again? Your Dad and I are worried about you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Workmates who are completely selfish in the canteen at work. One person, who is sound tbh, has an entire drawer in the fridge and takes over the entire bunker and the microwave to make lunch. We get monitored heavily and the first five minutes of every break is consumed by dodging around all their shit just to make a cup of coffee and bung something in the microwave. They also will speak to everyone about what's on their sandwich today as if it's a fucking game show or something and because they have a stripe over most of us the arsekissers float around them making things worse. They made a sarcy comment about shoving their shit out the road today after I gently moved aside some cheese before my microwave meal got cold. There's always one totally oblivious person in every workplace, last place I worked in there was one microwave and some daft bint made baked potatoes in it for over 30 mins. Ok, I'll just wait till third break then.... Unless I take my break first. Petty but annoying after a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Been mentioned before but folk not taking their trolley back to the bay in supermarkets. Yesterday in ASDA I actually seen 1 abandoned a mere 10 yards from the bay. That extra 5 seconds of their lives saved will be well spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Been mentioned before but folk not taking their trolley back to the bay in supermarkets. Yesterday in ASDA I actually seen 1 abandoned a mere 10 yards from the bay. That extra 5 seconds of their lives saved will be well spent. Wasn't Cumbernauld asda perchance? It's a common theme there, some of them are so lazy it's painful... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 ^^^Abandons trolleys type-post IMO The very idea ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Getting the afternoon off... And getting dragged to IKEA to look at kitchens with Mrs RM Without being too nosey, how expensive was it? Did you get someone to fit it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Raining in Stornoway. WTF? How can this happen, it's Summer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Down in Edinburgh for the day to get the gf's passport renewed and what does she want to do after? Go and queue up to see a big f**k off plant that smells of rotting flesh. http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/visitors-in-rush-to-see-botanics-corpse-flower-1-3815467 Delighted. Edited June 30, 2015 by AberdeenBud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 All this chat about folk not wanting to go to on holiday because of the Tunisia incident is a bit mental. its probably because of that picture going about showing the different threat levels of different countries which has Spain and its islands and Turkey etc all on a high threat level. The missus and her sister are a bit on edge about going to Lanzarote in a fortnight, told them if anything was to happen it would be mainland Spain and that seemed to help them. f**k do I know? I cant see anything happening so just made up some bullsh*t to ease their fears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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