rustyarabnuts Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Tax credit renewals to do cbfa!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 This is the only time you can shit yourself in public and no one will notice. Take advantage of this or regret it for the rest of your life. Apparently we need to rush to see the giant misshapen penis whilst the central column is still fully erect and the flower a deep vibrant red. Horticulturists are perverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Wasn't Cumbernauld asda perchance? It's a common theme there, some of them are so lazy it's painful... Sadly it was ASDA Falkirk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Oh another thing about these c***s I work with is that there is forever collections going round for folk leaving and retiring and doing sponsored events etc but when my mate put round a card for me for my wedding they all just signed it and never stuck a penny in. Now I wasnt wanting anything from them as I had no idea about the card but the fact that they put money into other stuff willy nilly and then leave me high and dry is just outty order likes. It must be thats the utter fanny and they're all sound. Go figure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Oh another thing about these c***s I work with is that there is forever collections going round for folk leaving and retiring and doing sponsored events etc but when my mate put round a card for me for my wedding they all just signed it and never stuck a penny in. Now I wasnt wanting anything from them as I had no idea about the card but the fact that they put money into other stuff willy nilly and then leave me high and dry is just outty order likes. It must be thats the utter fanny and they're all sound. Go figure. I wouldn't take it personally, it's just what happens when you work in a place where nobody likes you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Oh another thing about these c***s I work with is that there is forever collections going round for folk leaving and retiring and doing sponsored events etc but when my mate put round a card for me for my wedding they all just signed it and never stuck a penny in. Now I wasnt wanting anything from them as I had no idea about the card but the fact that they put money into other stuff willy nilly and then leave me high and dry is just outty order likes. It must be thats the utter fanny and they're all sound. Go figure. They either hate you, or the person organising the card trousered the cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Ha she had the right idea how did you get on? I got a kitchen from there in March, looks nice now it's all fitted, tiling and flooring all finished etc see below;Without being too nosey, how expensive was it? Did you get someone to fit it? a score over £3.5k The guy didn't look happy when I asked if it came with a full time chef... Took the plan home and removed all the shit I don't need, like lights inside the drawers and cupboards, as I don't usually cook in the dark, ordered my appliances from elsewhere last night (bootsonline)made a few wee tweaks to the plan and brought it down to just over £2k, and that's me fitting everything myself... After I finish fitting the new spindles and bannister all the way up the stairs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I've just had some bint from the Evening Times, or claiming to be from them, at the door saying a wean from around the corner is trying to set himself up a paper round and the ET are going to help him by selling their paper and drumming up buyers. I don't mind this generally but she tried to play the guilt card of "Go on, help a wee boy out" and all this shite when I said I don't read newspapers. The funny thing was her opening sentence was "Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell anything" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Dragshed season on the Highland roads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I was just served by some wee guy who had about 4 T in the Park wristbands on. We get it mate. You like to go to T in the Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Probably been mentioned before, but middle aged women in giant 4x4's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID I wear mine on my belt, so your eye is drawn to my junk. Edited June 30, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 When you finish work, take off your lanyards. i'm not interested in seeing who you work for or your ID There are some people who walk about with it over their jackets, so they've obviously gone to the effort of putting it back on once they've taken it off so folk can see it. Mental behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 A guy with a terrible hipster beard, sleeve tattoos and shit hair cut served me today and greeted me with the phrase Alright chief ' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I've just had some bint from the Evening Times, or claiming to be from them, at the door saying a wean from around the corner is trying to set himself up a paper round and the ET are going to help him by selling their paper and drumming up buyers. I don't mind this generally but she tried to play the guilt card of "Go on, help a wee boy out" and all this shite when I said I don't read newspapers. The funny thing was her opening sentence was "Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell anything" Had 1 of those 5 years ago. Then proceeded to try to sell me a boiler and radiators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Had 1 of those 5 years ago. Then proceeded to try to sell me a boiler and radiators. Not a good idea if you live in an igloo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Just updated my iPhone and the new music 'app' is a complete mind-f*ck. Over elaborate tripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You're confused Zen. I think he said once he lived on glue. You're confused Zen. I think he said once he lived on glue. Stick with that idea for a moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Rush hour yesterday morning - about 40 screaming weans from some playgroup invaded our train supervised by two wifies who were already looking frazzled at 8.45 in the morning dealing with them. Cue mayhem all the way into town. Hire a fucking bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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