invergowrie arab Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 the notifications bit on this forum is too close to the sign out option and i occasionally sign out by accident^^^ thinly veiled brag about being popular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. Maybe tell her she's more likely to die in a horrific car crash. That'll cheer her up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 If someone finds a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it can they please let me know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 And I bet when you do come in earlier than your usual start time you get met with one or more of the following; "Is it lunchtime already?" "Did you shit the bed or something?" "Did you sleep here last night?". Once I've heard the same shite patter 3 times before I've even got to my desk I'm just about ready to ram my peace box down someone's throat! Folk don't seem to realise that flexi time doesn't just mean starting and finishing earlier than someone working 9 - 5. Exactly this!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've found a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it. Hope you're well mate! Nice. I am fine. Tired but fine.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Getting the afternoon off... And getting dragged to IKEA to look at kitchens with Mrs RM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Who changed the bus route at the royal In Edinburgh. Takes ages to get through now. Edited June 29, 2015 by David Gray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Getting the afternoon off... And getting dragged to IKEA to look at kitchens with Mrs RM Ha she had the right idea how did you get on? I got a kitchen from there in March, looks nice now it's all fitted, tiling and flooring all finished etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. tell them there is more chance they will be murdered by a work mate.... Edited June 29, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. I'm going there too and I'm looking a bit ISIS right now (tanned, need a haircut, need to shave). Potential for some 'hilarious' pranks. Now where did I leave my toy AK47? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've found a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it. Hope you're well mate! FFS keep that road quiet, they will have works up on it as soon as they can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. tell them there is more chance they will be murdered by a work mate.... I'm going there too and I'm looking a bit ISIS right now (tanned, need a haircut, need to shave). Potential for some 'hilarious' pranks. Now where did I leave my toy AK47? This happened a week after my holiday, only 500 metres from my hotel. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8176601.stm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 This happened a week after my holiday, only 500 metres from my hotel. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8176601.stm Could have been you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Some utter puddle drinker at my work pulling the same routine. "I really don't know if I should go, is it worth the risk?" You're going to Tenerife you fucking cretin! "Utter puddle drinker" Great wee phrase - stealing that! ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "Utter puddle drinker" Great wee phrase - stealing that! Airdrie Onions is responsible for that, not the phrase but for drinking out of puddles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The "seethe" from people because that girl who is in prison in Peru has been allowed to return to Scotland to serve the remainder of her sentence. These are the same people who complain that foreign prisoners in the UK are not sent home to serve the remainder of their sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 My wife hoards household rubbish, she's just decided to clean the cupboards and so far I've discovered we have 12 tubes of toothpaste, more towels than a Hilton hotel and six boxes of Rice Crispies, we'll all have nice teeth come the apocalypse but I'd love just once to find out we've run out of something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 No one answering at home when theres supposedly a family "crisis" on the go. Gets me well worked up so it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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