mjw Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Left my trainers out to dry yesterday.I remembered them at six o'clock this morning when the storm woke me up. I know a website you'll be able to pick up a new pairThey are wetter now than when I put them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Fucking parents that take their kids where I am and don't control them. In the cinema the wee b*****ds were running amok in the foyer. In the restaurant some wee b*****d was inappropriately loud. GTF Shitey parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Lassies who love telling people IRL about the Facebook fights they've been having with other lassies that they usually don't even know. Been hearing this shite a lot lately. "...and then I telt her that she'd had more baws in her mooth than hot dinners! Haw haw haw haw haw!" Absolute basement dweller behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Work alarm call outs.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Well it would be awkward having a minutes silence with someone on the phone.That's what the hold button is there for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 That's what the hold button is there for Or you just conveniently go to the coffee machine before it starts like I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 30 year olds acting the hard man in WhatsApp chats and challenging folk to a fight after being called immature so as to prove the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Selling a car stereo on gumtree, got a message from a guy Saying he would buy it, and he's changed the time for Collecting it about ten times already, today tops the lot - "running late, can't make it for 11, is 1pm ok?" Yep, i'll just sit inside on a day like this, waiting on you. Idiot. If he does it again, he's getting told to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 30 year olds acting the hard man in WhatsApp chats and challenging folk to a fight after being called immature so as to prove the point. You've shat it, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 30 year olds acting the hard man in WhatsApp chats and challenging folk to a fight after being called immature so as to prove the point. Eh thought any c**t you were speaking to on whatsapp had to be your pal previously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Eh thought any c**t you were speaking to on whatsapp had to be your pal previously?I think he's confusing whatsapp with chat roulette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Similar to philpy, the wife is doing a bit of clearing out and selling a lot of stuff on gumtree. We're selling a poang chair, rarely used, only a couple of years old, excellent condition. Ikea are currently selling it for close to $700. Make me an offer! First person to reply offers $10. f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I think he's confusing whatsapp with chat roulette. If that's the case. It changes everything! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Arseholes 'dying with a hangover'. Shut up and get back on it, you part time jake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Thankfully it was only 30 seconds, but Alesha Dickson murdering the national anthem at the F1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Hangovers? Pah, what in the name o f**k are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Hangovers? Pah, what in the name o f**k are they? You'll probably bypass the hangover stage and get a large dose of F.E.A.R. Then a hangover around Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 ^^^ totally familiar wi the drink now pay later scheme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 ^^^ kens the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Similar to philpy, the wife is doing a bit of clearing out and selling a lot of stuff on gumtree. We're selling a poang chair, rarely used, only a couple of years old, excellent condition. Ikea are currently selling it for close to $700. Make me an offer! First person to reply offers $10. f**k right off. The wife put her old high school clarinet up on eBay years ago, and was immediately inundated with messages offering $20 if she stopped the auction immediately. The thing sold for over $2,000 eventually. I suppose there must be some folk daft enough to fall for these things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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