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Is there a particular reason this helps or a position I should place my head in relation to the pillows? I'll try anything to be honest. I sleep ok but wake up in agony and spend most of the day wincing when I move a certain way which aggravates it.

slipperyP is the man to answer this.

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'Manners' :lol:

You wouldn't know what manners were if they ran up and booted you in your wee vagina.

It always shows that you're a total and utter seething mess when you go around red-dotting all my posts.

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Calling bottles of lemonade/ginger " fizzy pop " on a football forum....

Up yeez; it was this stuff. Possibly.

Is 'taste yer dad' the new 'smell yer maw'? :unsure2:

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Was there a difference in taste between the two?

(The juice, not your mither or faithir)

I dunno. I wouldn't put my mouth on anything that lassie sat on :mellow:

I liked Daddies' broon sauce when I was a wean, though.

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All you laddies flirting with Miley, I must warn you - I get the feeling it's going to end with someone's penis being consumed, and not in the good way.

Also, and entirely unrelated - why is Ralgex so bloody useless these days? :angry:

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Per chance, is it a strained, torn, or pulled muscle you are suffering from that had you reaching for the Ralgex mate? If so, it is the ultimate in con-products. I actually did a study on it in my college days.

Nothing current; I just tried it a while back and was surprised by how lukewarm the feeling was. It was like an inferno when I was younger. I remember a relative trying some on his foot because his gout was bad - he found it so painful that he tried to wash it off, which made it worse. Tears were shed, and this was a manly man. They've definitely changed the recipe.

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There's only two fingers of Old Poultney left in the bottle, I suppose it'll have to do.

I've never had to settle for two fingers before.

^^^First World problems thread for someone with a fanny like a bucket for this pish..

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