Granny Danger Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Realising that tyre pressure warning systems have limited impact when you get a puncture. Tyre completely gubbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 People that take a drink while they are chewing of food. Finish the food then take a drink. Mixing a can of Coke and a roll and sausage gives me the gag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Dodgy keybaords kasdfasdfkasdfawef yn7ilawef bjh,awefwef awefsdzsqwer23q23q23q23q23awefasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdqwtfbu766667890sdfawefkq23r7890awefsdmnasdjklascbjhascguykASCFGUY1234234BHK,J;FDDDWwwwww6666666666666666gyne3e3scaguynkasguyasdguynkaghka689068906890689068906890bj,rfgjkl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Port Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 c***s saying: "Let that sink in" "I need a coffee to function in the morning" "FACT" Please f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 c***s saying: "Let that sink in" "I need a coffee to function in the morning" "FACT" Please f**k off. Just make the wife a coffee ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just had a maniac come tearing at me in his shitty wee Corsa doing about 40 in a housing estate. The worst part is this wasn't some teenage waster. This guy was in his 50s and still wearing an Adidas tracksuit top. What an embarrassment of a loser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Any chance you can claim under warranty as think minimum 3 months allowed for car that age in WA? You da man, Eednud - the garage I got it from are picking it up tomorrow to have a look at it and giving me a courtesy car in the meantime. Between this and beIn Sports, I owe you one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 You da man, Eednud - the garage I got it from are picking it up tomorrow to have a look at it and giving me a courtesy car in the meantime. Between this and beIn Sports, I owe you one. No worries cobber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Grown man sat next to me on the X86 bus tonight tweeting WATP pish direct to Joey Barton. The urge to elbow him in the face was strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Grown man sat next to me on the X86 bus tonight tweeting WATP pish direct to Joey Barton. The urge to elbow him in the face was strong. Why would you look at what someone else was tweeting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Why would you look at what someone else was tweeting? Isn't that how Twitter works? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's not a bus journey if you don't cop a sly look at the person who's sitting next to you's phone IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's not a bus journey if you don't cop a sly look at the person who's sitting next to you's phone IMO. Sorry I'm not familiar with bus etiquette. Or Twitter etiquette. Every day's a school day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Sorry I'm not familiar with bus etiquette. Or Twitter etiquette. Every day's a school day. The key is to keep your head facing straight and move your eyes. More sly that way, if you turn your head to look at it, it's a bit more obvious. Glad to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Buttons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The key is to keep your head facing straight and move your eyes. More sly that way, if you turn your head to look at it, it's a bit more obvious. Glad to help. ^^^ Kens the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Between this and beIn Sports , I owe you one.If they could just get rid of that really annoying bloke who commentates on the Scottish football 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Don't need to be actively reading anything - just scrolling through Facebook and you don't need to look hard at all to see an obvious spoiler. Talking of game of thrones, that torpedo beef (flavour yet suitable for vegetarians) hula hoops & horseradish (not made with real horse) roll for supper last night feels about ready to go on a cruise. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Don't need to be actively reading anything - just scrolling through Facebook and you don't need to look hard at all to see an obvious spoiler.How long should they wait? Until everyone in the world has seen Game of Thrones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 First train cancelled, second one delayed by 10 minutes. f**k yersel, Scotrail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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