smpar Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 People who pretend they can't function whatsoever without their morning tea/coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, smpar said: People who pretend they can't function whatsoever without their morning tea/coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Agree with this. My routine at home is normally to have a cup of tea pretty much first thing, and I am a huge tea fan btw, but its hardly a big deal if I dont get it till half an hour later. That whole thing gets right on my tits too. Fucking suck it up and complete whatever task is standing between you and your coffee and stop whining about it.(Cue coffee addicts launching spirited defence on the basis that "smokers get to walk off the job whenever they like for a fag") Same here, I have a cup of tea just about every morning but I don't claim the end of the world if I can't manage it for whatever reason.Far too many folk will make an arse of something and make the excuse that they haven't had their fucking coffee yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 For people who aren't all that bothered about tea and coffee, you's don't half ramble on about it. Clear sign of addictive behaviour. Getting over your denial is the first step gentleman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Coffee Tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 People who use the term "Smashed it" to describe accomplishing something. Just f**k off. ETA. And hold off with a "yer maw" joke [emoji6] ^^^ Totally smashed that post, type post. IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Just now, Mortar Bored said: ^^^ Totally smashed that post, type post. IMO Yer Maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Some daft bint offering to write a press release despite knowing f**k all about the subject and asking me a question every 30 seconds on it. I might as well have done it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Just had chicken super noodles. Shite. Taste nothing like they used to. Same to be said for the last pot noodle I had. Who is responsible for this? I suspect immigrants coming here and taking all our preservatives/flavour enhancers. Seriously though, not happy at all. Think it's to do with the reduction in salt. Agree they taste shite now. Instant noodles out of a Chinese supermarket are far superior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Some daft bint offering to write a press release despite knowing f**k all about the subject and asking me a question every 30 seconds on it. I might as well have done it myself. Turns out not only does she know nothing but she writes like a 5 year old. Had to rewrite it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 On Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 13:52, Div said: Pipe down fella. 2 greenies Can I buy you a drink Div? Can I sook that for you Div? Deary me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 2 greenies Can I buy you a drink Div? Can I sook that for you Div? Deary me. On my phone, who greenied that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Just had chicken super noodles. Shite. Taste nothing like they used to. Same to be said for the last pot noodle I had. Who is responsible for this? I suspect immigrants coming here and taking all our preservatives/flavour enhancers. Seriously though, not happy at all. Probably EU Regulations. Brexit will allow Pot Noodle to become great again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Probably EU Regulations. Brexit will allow Pot Noodle to become great again. Pot Noodle was a disgraceful invention by those bloody Eurocrats. We voted to ban that sort of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Mortar Bored said: On my phone, who greenied that? Swarley and hellbhoy Edited July 22, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Swarley and hellbhoy Fucking grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: Fucking grass. You a Dundee or Hibs fan now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cille Mhernaig Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 People who pretend they can't function whatsoever without their morning tea/coffee. Is it not more to do with it being a polite way of getting fucktards who don't even let you boot up your laptop and take off your jacket before bombarding you with shite to back off and give you 5 minutes to get settled at your desk before dealing with them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Fucking grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Cille Mhernaig said: Is it not more to do with it being a polite way of getting fucktards who don't even let you boot up your laptop and take off your jacket before bombarding you with shite to back off and give you 5 minutes to get settled at your desk before dealing with them? Good tactic. I started going home for lunch rather than sit in the staff canteen when a culture developed in our place of *tap on shoulder* "I know you're on your lunch, but can I just ask..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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