stimpy Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 OK, by saying they are the devil's work it implies that the reward being reaped is a shit one. I perhaps could have said reaping the bitter reward to help things along a wee bit however I didn't feel it was needed. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Might need to get a Magic Tree. Used a leather cleaner on my car seats the other day and the smell is ungodly. I think the leather cleaner is made from tramp spunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just got back from buying some beer. The bill came to $19.99 and as I swiped my card, I said to the woman behind the counter "1999! Now I'm off to party like it." She just stared at me with a bovine expression on her face. The very picture of whooshedness. Now OK, it maybe wasn't the greatest quip ever but here's the thing. The fucking song was playing in the shop AT THE TIME! Sigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 How the word 'Petty' hasn't been dropped from the thread title yet despite it quickly evolving in to a 'Things That Really Get On Your Nerves' thread over a decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 To Bert. I'm pished and the keys keep on moving. I deleted your nonce comment. don't how but did!!! Chocolate Orange is like standing in dog shite, your brain goes ehh, and rapidly refuse. Same ans standing on dog shite, you know you did and.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ^^^ Had dirty Mike and the boys in for a soup kitchen Ends justifies the means etc. The leather is looking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 When you eat or drink something too hot and the next day a part of your mouth hurts when anything touches it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 'New and improved'Which one is it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 The film the Accountant claimed that they researched autism to accurately represent it in the film.They actually made an absolute fuckin' mess of it, perpetuating the myth that everyone with autism is really tidy, doesn't have friends and has superhuman abilities. Lasted 20 minutes before I switched it off.Didn't put this in the movie section due to it being more about the misrepresentation of an often debilitating condition and that it happens all the time which is annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 So you wouldnt recommend the Accountant then? I see it on my Kodi but haven't put it on of yet, i assumed it would be about tax returns and wage slips etc. Can't give an honest review on 20 minutes viewing.It's about an autistic hit man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 So no tax returns then? He helps an old couple pay their tax near the start, kinda went downhill from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Can't give an honest review on 20 minutes viewing.It's about an autistic hit man. I watched it yesterday. Perfectly good film from an action point of view although, as you say, the autism aspect was muddled. It fairly screamed of writers thinking 'shit, what new angle can we bring to the format?.....wait a minute...' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I watched it yesterday. Perfectly good film from an action point of view although, as you say, the autism aspect was muddled. It fairly screamed of writers thinking 'shit, what new angle can we bring to the format?.....wait a minute...' That's what I was expecting, a half decent action flick however I couldn't get to the action stuff due to switching it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 So you wouldnt recommend the Accountant then? I see it on my Kodi but haven't put it on of yet, i assumed it would be about tax returns and wage slips etc. Wouldn't bother tbh, Throbber. It isn't a bad film but it's not going offer you anything you couldn't have lived without not seeing. Tony Bellew tweeted that it's one of the best films ever or some pish, tells you what you need to know (assuming you're familiar with Bellew) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I have been watching lots of films on my Amazon stick of late - it is seriously amazing and has completely stopped me from doing any uni work. f**k it then, wire in. It's no bad, definitely better than I ever found uni work to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 The latest P&B app versions now showing all the code for paragraph spacing etc whilst editing a post, particularly where it removes all the spaces even though the code shows a new paragraph following a closed one. To prove a point, there is a gap below this and the text below. I shall simply edit and post again, changing nothing. Change. I don't like it. Plus uploading pictures is now a fruitless task. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 The latest P&B app versions now showing all the code for paragraph spacing etc whilst editing a post, particularly where it removes all the spaces even though the code shows a new paragraph following a closed one. To prove a point, there is a gap below this and the text below. I shall simply edit and post again, changing nothing. Change. I don't like it. Plus uploading pictures is now a fruitless task. If you phone Div, preferably late at night, he'll probably change things for you. Seems to be the way of doing things around here these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: When you eat or drink something too hot and the next day a part of your mouth hurts when anything touches it. Pizza has burnt the top of my mouth. Hot cheese is a b*****d but oh so tasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I was out walking my dog this morning and in the process of bending over to pick up it's shite (in a bag) my phone dropped out my pocket and fell into said pile of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 58 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Pizza has burnt the top of my mouth. Hot cheese is a b*****d but oh so tasty. 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: When you eat or drink something too hot and the next day a part of your mouth hurts when anything touches it. This is no more than we'd expect from Gaz but c'mon Stella. Learning how to deal with hot food should have been nailed by the time your were about 4. My mum would put some milk in my tomato soup and I could work the toastie maker from a young age so soon knew all about scalding hot cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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