Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Arseholes that go jogging with their dog on a lead. Let them enjoy their walk you selfish gits. Said it a million times. My dog would tell me to f**k off if I tried that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Even worse are the utter c***s who take the dog on a lead whilst cycling meaning it's to run at full pelt non-stop. Always want to go and shove them off the bike to give the dog a break. Too much of a shitebag to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Said it a million times. My dog would tell me to f**k off if I tried that pish. You must be absolutely loaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: You must be absolutely loaded. Just in my trousers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just in my trousers You've shat yourself?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 A full on kick in the chuckies from my daughter. Like proper whack. They're never coming back down now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 When you need to go Vale of Leithen on a ground hunting mission and it's the only postponement in the whole country. Another f***in set of buses and Hawick Royal Albert it is then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Too much of a shitebag to do it? I wouldn't want to potentially kill someone for a petty annoyance tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 58 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I'm pretty seething that you have inferred this as being petty. You are feeding into the female notion that a boot in the stones isn't the most horrific thing in the world! It was absolutely hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Probably saving you both money tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Based on my form with the turf accountant yesterday this is correct. Will still do my usual daft scorecast on our game though. 4-0 Fash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Since this is PTTGOYN I have been toying with the idea of going back to onef and hounding a few folk re Fash. Have resisted so far but a wee hat trick tonight might tempt me He'll score the 4 mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Well I was going to bet on Newcastle and villa double at about 60 minutes so just as long as Newcastle don't win now then it will be okay. No after timing please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Coming home and seeing there's a message on the answer machine, only to get about a second of silence before they hang up. What sort of a stu[id c**t waits until just after the end of the message before putting the phone down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Fcking just dropped half a chorizo sandwich down the side of my car seat where it's impossible to get to. Sitting shouting f**k off to no one in particular, brought on by the game earlier, and a small child in the car parked next to me is staring at me like I'm the devil. The maw looked a bit of a boiler though, I'm in no mood to deal with any potential nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 When the ball gets punted out of play and into an empty stand, and rather than having another ball ready to get the game back underway, you're waiting the best part of a minute on a fat steward climbing over rows of seats to throw the first one back.Or clubs that have 5 year old ball boys that take an age to retrieve the ball, and then roll it a few feet in front of themselves when attempting to return it to a player. Seems to be exclusive to Scottish football too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, AMMjag said: Or clubs that have 5 year old ball boys that take an age to retrieve the ball, and then roll it a few feet in front of themselves when attempting to return it to a player. Indeed. When the ball comes towards them it's like a scene from The Prisoner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Circular cards at the football. The f**k is this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Circular cards at the football. The f**k is this? I noticed that as well whilst watching MOTD. When did this fresh assault on decency start? I'm so upset I'll struggle to finish my glass of milk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Cookery competition programmes on the telly. I've never watched an entire show but just seeing it in the background in someone's house/electrical shop window/gym TV makes me want to Cantona right through the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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