Wee-Bey Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, stimpy said: I grabbed something out of the freezer for my tea at work, it was crispy pancakes. This is not going to be a pleasant tea. Not had those since I was a lad. Stone cold on the outside, molten lava in the middle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 19 minutes ago, anotherchance said: Folk in the supermarket who start eating things they've put in their trolley before they've paid for them. Taking a bag of crisps out of a multipack and start battering into them on their way round. Is this actually a fucking thing? Total mink behaviour, especially when folk let their kids do it too. I survived by this technique occasionally when bumming around Europe between jobs. Another tip is shoving cheese and salami in the middle of a loaf of bread and paying for the loaf at checkout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I'm loving the Tesco fruit policy. I wouldn't dare have been such a tink beforehand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Normally Asda this happens in, don't see it in my normal choice, Sainsburies. Therefore, Asda is for tinks. Too busy looking down your nose to look up and see how Sainsbury's is spelled huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Is the free fruit not just for kids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 One rule for us and one rule for them eh? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 You're exactly the kind of person who would complain about my kid having a meltdown in the shop because I've put her in the trolley seat and don't seem to be doing anything about it. She's having a wee packet of cheesy biscuits mink or not. Mink.Buying some small snacks in advance and taking them with you may be an idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Mink.Buying some small snacks in advance and taking them with you may be an idea. We don't always plan to go shopping, it's not like it's an outing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Too busy looking down your nose to look up and see how Sainsbury's is spelled huh? Absolutely. As I twiddle my evil moustache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Mink.Buying some small snacks in advance and taking them with you may be an idea. Obviously they will have to be clearly branded from another retailer so as to clear up any dubiety over implied ownership of said snacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Are the gapes and mix up sweets not there for the taking? Ah well, should have made that clearer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Folk who put paper towels in the dispenser upside down so there's no wee edge for you to get hold of them. Nugget behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Are the gapes.......... not there for the taking? Bit rapey there IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 What wrong with eating stuff if you're in for ages? Tesco now supply free fruit (bananas or easy peeler shite) for you to eat going round, however I've been doing this for ages with grapes and cherries.#fuckthesystem The free fruit that Tesco give out is supposed to be for children, not decrepit mouth breathers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 The free fruit that Tesco give out is supposed to be for children, not decrepit mouth breathers Is anyone here not talking about their kids though?There's absolutely no excuse for adults to need to eat going round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I made a quick stop at Asda last night and although no eating wankers, the clientele wasn't up to much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I made a quick stop at Asda last night and although no eating wankers, the clientele wasn't up to much. The asda closest to me is very much a minky asda. Anytime I need to feel good about myself I have a quick skite round. It's very good for the self esteem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 (edited) Don't start eating on my way round the supermarket but I've definitely started drinking a bottle of water or even can of juice half way round the supermarket when I'm really hungover. Don't see the issue unless you dump it without paying. Edited June 28, 2017 by irvine_buddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 People with English accents who have to put an 'R' inbetween a word ending in a vowel and a word starting with a vowel, as in they say Sheilar Armstrong rather than Sheila Armstrong. There are at least 3 current radio adverts where this happens, and it's a true PTTGOYN once you notice it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I've occasionally opened a bottle of water or can of juice when doing the shopping, in order to help deal with absolute b*****dous hangovers. Usually do the shopping earlyish on a Saturday so it's always a potential hazard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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