supermik Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Had my iPad for about 4 years. Had the same screen protector on it from the start, until yesterday when it decided to curl up on the edges and let air bubbles under it. Now today, although unconnected, I have started to get stupid William Hill adverts appearing on screen where I never had that problem before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I previously stated that people who immediately try to get on a bus as it opens its doors, thus not allowing people on the bus to get off it as a PTTGOYN. Can I add other modes of transport to this. Including lifts! Fucking hell have some patience people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 hours ago, gav-ffc said: Smashed my phone screen on Friday night. Only positive is that I have found a reason to get a new phone, this ones not been charging right since Xmas time. Accidentally or in a fit of rage at letting Paul Fucking Dixon score into you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. They're well matched then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I think Big Willie Style bagged the right one, she's much lovelier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I previously stated that people who immediately try to get on a bus as it opens its doors, thus not allowing people on the bus to get off it as a PTTGOYN. Can I add other modes of transport to this. Including lifts! Fucking hell have some patience people! I experience this every single day getting off the train. I do quite enjoy the ones that don't even look at the door and stare at the step/ground before trying to get on and shite themselves when they see there's a big baldy bastert standing right in their face.I also refuse to take the long way round when folk crowd the door and will wait until a path is cleared for the shortest route off platform. Small joys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. She wouldn't have let you sniff her pants anyway, time to let it go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 She wouldn't have let you sniff her pants anyway, time to let it go. I think you are mistaking Throbber for someone who waits for permission to smell his partners, sisters scants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Not having permission is part of the thrill obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: Pippa Middleton's husband looks like the smuggest and most snooty w****r i have ever laid eyes on. I have absolutely no background information on him whatsoever and i have only seen him once but I'm almost certain he is just a rich snooty fucker who has inherited about a billion pounds off his arsehole father. I hope he gets eaten by a shark on his honeymoon. Kind of goes with the territory though - it was always fairly unlikely she was going to break with tradition and end up getting hitched six months up to the duff to this guy: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Kind of goes with the territory though - it was always fairly unlikely she was going to break with tradition and end up getting hitched six months up to the duff to this guy: How do you know Throbber?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: How do you know Throbber?! Thats by far the closest anyone has got to with a prediction of what i am like IRL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Patterns cut into football pitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Patterns cut into football pitches. I thought the pattern at Leicester looked good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Heavily pregnant wife struggling getting into bed lastnight...."I am getting really fed up of this"Me: "I know"Her: "No I dont think you do know"Well thanks for that utterly pointless conversation which could only end with silence or an aurguement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Heavily pregnant wife struggling getting into bed lastnight.... "I am getting really fed up of this" Me: "I know" Her: "No I dont think you do know" Well thanks for that utterly pointless conversation which could only end with silence or an aurguement. Just wait until you're at her bedside while she's in labour and she's digging her nails into your hand screaming "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Heavily pregnant wife struggling getting into bed lastnight...."I am getting really fed up of this"Me: "I know"Her: "No I dont think you do know"Well thanks for that utterly pointless conversation which could only end with silence or an aurguement. You're going to have to be a little less sensitive than that big man. She is right after all - and it's not going to get any easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Heavily pregnant wife struggling getting into bed lastnight...."I am getting really fed up of this"Me: "I know"Her: "No I dont think you do know"Well thanks for that utterly pointless conversation which could only end with silence or an aurguement. I'm surprised you've made it this far without bothering to complain about it.I'm pretty sure my wife started calling me a c**t as soon as the bullet(s) had left the chamber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 20 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Looking like a section so hopefully can avoid that, but she didnt get too abusive during the first one. Anyway, pointless shite like that is todays petty thing. Why do people bother to make a statement when there is literally no response that will make them happy. Just stay silemt ffs When you said "I know" she heard "Shut the f**k up, I don't care about your stupid pregnancy". She was fishing for sympathy. They expect you to come out with shite like "Oh I feel so sorry for you. Thank you for carrying our child around for 9 months. If I could do it, I would, darling." f**k that pish though - I'd rather have an argument or get the silent treatment tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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