Drew Brees Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 People who tell fibs. Unsure why they do. Meh Nothing wrong with a fib, although I'd like to add that i have never told one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Nothing wrong with a fib, although I'd like to add that i have never told one. Fibception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 It is. He was the warm-up for Frankie Boyle a few years ago and he's made a few tv appearances. I think he's hilarious and would go see him if he toured. Did he do the bit about being shouted at by crazy drivers for driving around with his car lights on during the day? Yeah that's him, also the bit about us not having signs telling us/tourists the speed limit on the motorway, and how 70mph is the one speed nobodies fucking going [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Hats worn indoors. A crime almost exclusively committed by bellends. PPE gets a pardon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Hats worn indoors. A crime almost exclusively committed by bellends. PPE gets a pardon. 30 minutes ago, throbber said: People wearing a hat indoors but yet only having a t-shirt on their top half are also always bell ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Folk who cut the fat off bacon. What are you doing? That's where the flavour is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Four and a half what? Bananas? Give us a clue as to which units of currency you accept or which bartering system you wish to proceed with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 That British army advert.A soldier sings badly and another soldier says he sounds like a dying cow.HAHAHAHAHA what great banter! Where can I sign up to potentially be blown up in a developing country half way across the world?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Become a mercenary. Great Idea, all the horrible, sexually motivated banter along with it. Great fun. Get paid a Shite salary to then become a civaaaay. Civays! WHT do they know?! I was nearly in Iraq man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Like when managers/players talk about "the football club", why must this commentator say "what a golf shot!" I am watching the golf mate, I wasnt expecting a fucking cricket shot They are also paid to "win football matches". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Trendy Americanism shite this. Know doubt served on a Slate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Folk who cut the fat off bacon. What are you doing? That's where the flavour is. This.Also folk who take off the chicken skin. That's the best bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 iTunes - would you like to download version 12.6.3c as there's so much more functionality than 12.6.3b and you're only going to give up the next half hour of your life installing it..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lothian buses especially single deckers that have the heating on full blast in the middle of summer. like the fucking arctic in winter but come summer time, lets get the heating on. The number 16 bus stinks enough of weed, BO and piss/shit without the sauna effect compounding the aroma. the number 12 coming into seafield is like an indian shithouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Pubs/restaurants that display their prices on the menu as '4.5' instead of £4.50. Four and a half what? Bananas? Give us a clue as to which units of currency you accept or which bartering system you wish to proceed with. Or simply the .5Clocked this last night where the dish was advertised as £13.5 and I had this thread in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, engelbert_humperdink said: Lothian buses especially single deckers that have the heating on full blast in the middle of summer. like the fucking arctic in winter but come summer time, lets get the heating on. The number 16 bus stinks enough of weed, BO and piss/shit without the sauna effect compounding the aroma. the number 12 coming into seafield is like an indian shithouse Are the windows down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Are the windows down? What do you mean, forgive my stupidness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, engelbert_humperdink said: What do you mean, forgive my stupidness You have a lot to learn about this site. ETA: Maybe there was something needing fixed on the bus. The all encompassing solution to everything on here is 'heating on full blast, windaes doon'. Edited July 23, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: You have a lot to learn about this site. ETA: Maybe there was something needing fixed on the bus. The all encompassing solution to everything on here is 'heating on full blast, windaes doon'. much to learn I have. I have picked up that grimbo has absolutely no morals and 8mile is a walter mitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What do you mean, forgive my stupidness "windows down, heating up full blast" is a classic P&B catchphrase, originating from a bit of dubious car advice once given by someone on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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