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3 hours ago, pandarilla said:

This is an old thing. They carried a potty around to collect coins.

A bit like a scramble at a wedding.

Crazy shit.

The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them.

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11 hours ago, blanco said:

The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them.

And the bride-to-be with an L-plate on when chances are she's already a mother of two.

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15 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

TV sob-story interviews where the camera consistently focuses on the interviewer who's trying to nail that faux sad faced nodding look.

Even better when some total no-name journo on work experience at daddy's office gets to interview a household name, and the journo gets most of the screen time. Used to be quite popular on channels like E!.

*cough*...so I'm told.

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16 hours ago, blanco said:

The used to walk about the streets making a c**t of a racket battering spoons off pots, at least you had plenty of warning that allowed you to avoid them.

I remember that. As you say you could hear them a mile away.

Gave plenty time for a quick FFS and a body swerve down an adjacent street.

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For some reason the barber has shaved the back of my head flat at the bottom, rather than leaving a wee indent. Raging


One of life's strangest pleasures is getting the bottom bit of hair at the side of the back shaved down.
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1 hour ago, Tartan Dave said:

For some reason the barber has shaved the back of my head flat at the bottom, rather than leaving a wee indent. Raging

Can you no just say "aye that's fine" when they flourish the wee mirror at the back of the head like every other c**t?

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Little known fact. Football kits are so named because legendary frontiersman Kit Carson regularly wore a football top and shorts while hunting Indians. He referred to the outfit as his "football carson" although that name never caught on.

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8 minutes ago, Shotgun said:

Little known fact. Football kits are so named because legendary frontiersman Kit Carson regularly wore a football top and shorts while hunting Indians. He referred to the outfit as his "football carson" although that name never caught on.

Facts you made up for this pish

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