JamesP_81 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 It's his round next. Still nursing it I take it ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Is clapping during the film some American bullshit too? Who the f**k would want to sit beside someone who claps during a film? The embarrassment and shame by association should be enough to justify disowning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Coming to think of it, is this same shite done at home too. Like when someone in bake off successfully makes a scone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Drink quicker! It was 37deg C when I posted that, however, point taken & im now pissed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 It was 37deg C when I posted that, however, point taken & im now pissed. What ? Your pint or the ambient temp. If it was your pint that temp then your gripping it to tight. If the ambient temp then u can f**k off , you deserve all the warm beer going it's pissing down here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 What ? Your pint or the ambient temp. If it was your pint that temp then your gripping it to tight. If the ambient temp then u can f**k off , you deserve all the warm beer going it's pissing down here. *too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 *too f**k of 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 f**k of *off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 3 hours ago, resk said: This is similar to Russian / Ukrainian flights, where folk clap the pilot for landing them safely and not drunkenly melting them into the side of a mountain or drunkenly allowing a bairn to fly the plane and melt them into the side of a mountain. *Glasgow flights. Every flight I'm on that lands at Glasgow, I'm sure someone's going to 'pass a hat roon fur the drivur'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 *Glasgow flights. Every flight I'm on that lands at Glasgow, I'm sure someone's going to 'pass a hat roon fur the drivur'. At least at Prestwick there's form for pilots going off the end of the runway so applause there is excused , anywhere else get a grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 8 hours ago, meanmistermustard said: Is clapping during the film some American bullshit too? Who the f**k would want to sit beside someone who claps during a film? The embarrassment and shame by association should be enough to justify disowning. This read better when I thought the last word was 'drowning' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Adverts normally boil my piss, but the specsavers hearing aid advert with the clown was -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Cerberus with the correct response and frankly BTH, a little surprised and disappointed. How do you manage that on your phone ? asking for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Gary Lineker asks Harry Kane a question and the overpaid c**t replies 'No definitely' That's clear as fucking mud Harry, would you like another go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Gary Lineker asks Harry Kane a question and the overpaid c**t replies 'No definitely' That's clear as fucking mud Harry, would you like another go? I mute inbetween the highlights. The pundits on MOTD are tiresome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Gary Lineker asks Harry Kane a question and the overpaid c**t replies 'No definitely' That's clear as fucking mud Harry, would you like another go? Watch him sign for Manchester and then release an album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That's the arse gravy started. QQ thread for this, but why is it that the more dehydrated you are, the runnier your shite is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: QQ thread for this, but why is it that the more dehydrated you are, the runnier your shite is? Other way round shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Morons that scream abuse at officials yet don't actually know the laws of the game. Idiotic coaches that scream and rant at kids despite the fact they are doing their best and are meant to be learning. It's not the kids fault you're coaching under 12's mate and living your life through them. Thicko parents at games who shout utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, GordonD said: Other way round shirley? You'd have thought so, but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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