OSP Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Especially when you walk out behind the scum of the earth that don’t wash after being to the toilet. Stephen Fry once asked what the difference is between a university education and a real life education? At Uni they teach you to always wash your hands after going to the toilet. Real life teaches you how to go to the toilet without pishing all over your fingers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 It does count after you have been for a pish. Hands are the most common way of spreading germs. I work in a hospital and see it all the time, folk going into infected wards, coming out, going to the toilet and not washing their hands afterwards. Plus, if they aren’t washing their hands after going for a pish. What else are they not washing their hands after? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 "Comms" teams. In'comm'petent teams more fucking like. 3 weeks back: Here's the template to use if you want to create something for your event. Today: Why are you using that template? It was superceded last week. Thanks for the "communication" you incompetent cretinous c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 The issue isn't that your hands are covered in pish when you've finished at the urinal, it's that your cock is covered in faecal matter, you filthy animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: People making issues where there are none. Any excuse to be 'offended' on soshul meedja. Wanks!!!! For someone who claims to have no interest in social media you post about it non-fucking-stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: For someone who claims to have no interest in social media you post about it non-fucking-stop. Dry yer eyes princess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: Dry yer eyes princess. ^^^ 'offended' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: ^^^ 'offended' Offended as f**k if you don't mind. I've just Instagramed my outrage. Why not follow me? Make me warm inside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Offended as f**k if you don't mind. I've just Instagramed my outrage. Why not follow me? Make me warm inside 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 12 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Make me warm inside 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: Dry yer eyes princess. It seems more like you who needs to dry your eyes tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The issue isn't that your hands are covered in pish when you've finished at the urinal, it's that your cock is covered in faecal matter, you filthy animals. Only if you've just rammed it up somebody else's arse. So that's you for one, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Only if you've just rammed it up somebody else's arse. So that's you for one, is it? "rammed", urgh. That's one good way not to get invited back to the arse party. Treat your partner's bumhole as you'd treat your own, people. Anyway, our genitals are covered in poop bacteria from our own rectums; that's why we're supposed to wash our hands after using a urinal. Try not to think about that next time you're going down on someone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 57 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Try not to think about that next time you're going down on someone Rimming's defo off the menu tonight now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Saw Christmas shit in Tesco yesterday. For a moment, my heart sunk. Then I remembered it's for fuckin idiots who think about that shit in September 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: Saw Christmas shit in Tesco yesterday. For a moment, my heart sunk. Then I remembered it's for fuckin idiots who think about that shit in September We were sent out Christmas stuff at the end of July. The really worrying part is that our peak times for selling Christmas stuff appears to be late November/early December, and the first weeks after the stuff goes out for sale. So despite all the complaining, there's a goodly section of the population that just cannot wait to get wired in to the Christmas shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: Saw Christmas shit in Tesco yesterday. Was it all sparkly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Saw Christmas shit in Tesco yesterday. For a moment, my heart sunk. Then I remembered it's for fuckin idiots who think about that shit in September Noticed our local Home Bargains had Christmas stuff last Sunday when I was in, always had the notion that even after bonfire night is early enough for for that shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Saw Christmas shit in Tesco I think they're called Yule Logs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Had my two kids staying at mine last night, along with my girlfriend’s niece and nephew. Jesus suffering f**k, I actually hate children. Screaming, shouting, up at the crack of dawn, fighting. Generally being wee arseholes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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