Hampden Diehard Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 The gig ticket shop in Glasgow used to have big posters all over its window, letting you know what was on for the next 6 months or so. Now they've gone all modern and have a feckin digital screen which shows you what's on next week...... so you wait 10 minutes to see the whole lot. This is not progress. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Had a new cooker delivered today and not only do they not connect it, there isn't even a cable to do that even if you were daft enough to tackle it yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 hours ago, GordonD said: A certain Thistle supporter once bought another one a pint but the pub shut before there was time to return the favour. A few days later they met in the street and Stocksie the first guy said, "Remember the pint I bought you on Saturday?" "Well, yes, but I'm not going to the pub just now." "In that case can I have the money instead?" This is Edinburgh, though. Probably standard behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, buchan30 said: Was david moyes not the 1st manager to use football manager stats to scout players? anyone else been watching Bodyguard ? not usually one to ascribe much accuracy to interview room e-fit images, but has anyone ever seen Moyes and the mysterious Richard Longcross in the same room together, eh ? Edited September 22, 2018 by Herman Hessian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I try to avoid rounds without being a c**t about it. Sometimes I might want to switch from pints to a large malt when it's someone else's round and you can't ask for it without being an even bigger c**t.if they are mates they wont mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: The gig ticket shop in Glasgow used to have big posters all over its window, letting you know what was on for the next 6 months or so. Now they've gone all modern and have a feckin digital screen which shows you what's on next week...... so you wait 10 minutes to see the whole lot. This is not progress. Spot on, I went to see if they were selling Dandy Warhols tickets today and normally I'd have a wee look at the list in the window and see if they they're were selling tickets or not. Went today and the list on the screen was at November. Would've spent my whole lunchbreak waiting for it to get to January. For the record, they were selling tickets and I purchased two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Was david moyes not the 1st manager to use football manager stats to scout players?I think he did when he was at Everton anyone else been watching Bodyguard ? not usually one to ascribe much accuracy to interview room e-fit images, but has anyone ever seen Moyes and the mysterious Richard Longcross in the same room together, eh ?Longcross must be the better looking twin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Spot on, I went to see if they were selling Dandy Warhols tickets today and normally I'd have a wee look at the list in the window and see if they they're were selling tickets or not. Went today and the list on the screen was at November. Would've spent my whole lunchbreak waiting for it to get to January. For the record, they were selling tickets and I purchased two. Does Zia still whip her top off on stage? Edited September 22, 2018 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Does Zia still whip her top off on stage? Unfortunately not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 39 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Unfortunately not Could probably play the keyboard with them these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Had a new cooker delivered today and not only do they not connect it, there isn't even a cable to do that even if you were daft enough to tackle it yourself. 5 minute job, buy some cable and hook it up. Electricity is all trial and error. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: 5 minute job, buy some cable and hook it up. Electricity is all trial and error. Even better, use bell wire then no need to worry about the cable colours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Had a new cooker delivered today and not only do they not connect it, there isn't even a cable to do that even if you were daft enough to tackle it yourself. Maybe the previous owner came home while they were "collecting it" and they didn't have time to get the cable as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: 5 minute job, buy some cable and hook it up. Electricity is all trial and error. electrickery ! Edited September 22, 2018 by Herman Hessian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Websites that force you to disable addblocker before you can read the article. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 People who post articles from websites that force you to disable addblocker before you can read the article. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 My Mrs woke me up at half 5 this morning telling me to promise I would never cheat on her after she had a bad dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: My Mrs woke me up at half 5 this morning telling me to promise I would never cheat on her after she had a bad dream. Have you been tinder talking in your sleep, Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: People who post articles from websites that force you to disable addblocker before you can read the article. You're an absolute c**t for this, ironically...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, sjc said: You're an absolute c**t for this, ironically...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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