supermik Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: I'm always left wanting more at that bit, wondering what the background is. "Tom once got a hot tip on a racehorse from the Dalai Lama. Dick fell off a penny farthing bicycle in front of Princess Margaret. And Harry had his cheese stolen from a communal fridge in a hostel." Unfunny comedians thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, supermik said: Unfunny comedians thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Don't bet silly, bet savvy. Get in the sea, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. Edited April 18, 2019 by whiskychimp 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. Depends on the amount of money you also have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Depends on the amount of money you also have Exactly along with the environment that money allows you to be viewed within. Would he look as cool doing a Tuesday night down the Parkdean caravan park dressed and acting in the exact same manner, I think not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 8 hours ago, whiskychimp said: My missus just said, "wow, look at that Bruno Mars, he looks cool" ... swoon swoon...... "and a brilliant dancer" Wait a fucking minute. If I cut about like that you'd be nowhere fucking near me. I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days and she says "don't come near me you look like a fucking pirate" then the next minute she's swooning over someone on tv with a beard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days and she says "don't come near me you look like a fucking pirate" then the next minute she's swooning over someone on tv with a beard. Yes, but with respect, Brian Blessed is one handsome, sexy bästärd. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I get that too. I grow a beard for a few days ^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^ Why don’t you stick to clogging up the sewers in London with concrete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 ^^^^ Wid, 26 f**king minutes on a Bank Holiday people. What is wrong with this place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^ Wid, 26 f**king minutes on a Bank Holiday people. What is wrong with this place. It’s gone to shit, m8. I blame Ecksit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. Let's not think about poor people today, enjoy the holidays. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 A beautiful sunny day and Scotland is just about the only country in western Europe that doesn't get Good Friday off thanks to John Knox and his miserable chums... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 If they're cripples and invalids she'd hardly need to run, would she?they could maybe have fliddy arms and still be able to run like the wind ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. but they wouldn’t say that would they - it’d be ‘just two nine nine’ which is exponentially more fucking infuriating... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 A beautiful sunny day and Scotland is just about the only country in western Europe that doesn't get Good Friday off thanks to John Knox and his miserable chums...Get it up ye all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 TV adverts that say "just" when referring to expensive products. For many that are on the breadline and hearing that a coffee machine is just £300, it's probably going to make them feel a bit more s**t. I got mine for £249 [emoji8] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 On 16/04/2019 at 17:20, Granny Danger said: Drivers who are too lazy or too stupid to use their indicators, a simple courtesy that makes life easier for fellow motorists. can I greenie this every day for a year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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