pozbaird Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 The TV camera gantry position at Celtic Park gets on my tits. Especially when play is on the main stand side. It’s too high. Vertigo inducing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 From a chicken?Yes, Elspeth went all the way to Inverness to select a chicken on a hen night. She doesn't make the best soup in the highlands for nothing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m now shopping exclusively at Morrison’s. A better class of staff there. Are the customers as trampy as Asda? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 20 minutes ago, pozbaird said: The TV camera gantry position at Celtic Park gets on my tits. Especially when play is on the main stand side. It’s too high. Vertigo inducing. I commented at the weekend that the TV gantry position at Fulham is too low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Blootoon87 said: Went back to a woman's house last night, pumped her, and as I was leaving I discovered that we actually shagged in her spare bedroom. I've never been so offended, am I not good enough to get into her actual bed?! Maybe that's how she avoids getting treated as a 1 night stand. You have to earn the right to pump her in her proper bed. That's where she keeps all the good toys and restraints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Blootoon87 said: Went back to a woman's house last night, pumped her, and as I was leaving I discovered that we actually shagged in her spare bedroom. I've never been so offended, am I not good enough to get into her actual bed?! I suppose you just had to tell somebody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Are the customers as trampy as Asda? Absolutely. I love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Absolutely. I love it. Do they still have that pasta counter bit where you just help yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dele said: Do they still have that pasta counter bit where you just help yourself? Falkirk does. As a bonus it's built on Brockville 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Falkirk does. As a bonus it's built on Brockville Starship - We built this Morrisons on Brockeville Park was turned down by numerous record companies before they tried their luck again and landed a massive hit with city on Rock and roll. A massive loss to the Falkirk community which as can be seen is still badly effected to this day. Edited January 12, 2020 by Dele 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dele said: Do they still have that pasta counter bit where you just help yourself? They do indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Tesco have stopped selling their own brand potato and leek soup. I purchased the Asda version today. Will keep everyone updatedPotato and leek soup is easy to make; even I struggle to make an arse of it. Have a stab at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Shotgun said: I worked in a jeweller's and one time we had a ring in the window selling for £3000. However there was a fleck of dirt on the label which, if you squinted, made it look as if it was £30.00. (We never used the ".00" on any of our labels.) I spent the best part of an hour arguing with a gammon who insisted we HAD to sell it to him at that price. The good news is, he's probably dead now. Yep, had that too, including a recent thundercunt who swapped the labels over on a few things and had a stroppy tantrum about the law and how she HAD to be sold these items at that price because reasons. She'd clearly got away with it in other shops; her husband had the look of a man who'd been mortified in that way before. Still amazes me how many seemingly well-to-do folk will swap a £2 price sticker out for a 50p one in a shop trying to make money for a good cause. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Maybe that's how she avoids getting treated as a 1 night stand. You have to earn the right to pump her in her proper bed. That's where she keeps all the good toys and restraints Starting that with "Maybe" is fooling nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Roaster Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 5 hours ago, GordonD said: From a chicken? Moira? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I commented at the weekend that the TV gantry position at Fulham is too low. To be fair when the stand that the gantry is in has been knocked down they are hardly going to have much choice in the matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 This pish. PIN Number ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 14 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Yep, had that too, including a recent thundercunt who swapped the labels over on a few things and had a stroppy tantrum about the law and how she HAD to be sold these items at that price because reasons. She'd clearly got away with it in other shops; her husband had the look of a man who'd been mortified in that way before. Still amazes me how many seemingly well-to-do folk will swap a £2 price sticker out for a 50p one in a shop trying to make money for a good cause. That's how they're well-to-do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 19 hours ago, Shotgun said: From my (admittedly long ago) time in retail, the rule was to prevent misleading advertising. If you claimed you were selling something for £99 but when the punters arrived simply told them "Yeah sorry, it's £299, you'd be on the hook for fraud. However, if it was a genuine mistake - an error by the typesetter at the paper for example, you got a pass. That said, the "You have to sell it to me at that price" concept was firmly ingrained in the British psyche. There was an even an episode of Coronation St. where Alf Roberts the grocer was forced to sell something at a bargain price because it was mistakenly labeled. The thing is, no, the retailler is under no obligation to sell anything at any price. They can simply refuse to sell you something because they don't like your face. Wouldn't be very good business but unless you're a member of a protected minority there's no legal reason why they couldn't. I worked in a jeweller's and one time we had a ring in the window selling for £3000. However there was a fleck of dirt on the label which, if you squinted, made it look as if it was £30.00. (We never used the ".00" on any of our labels.) I spent the best part of an hour arguing with a gammon who insisted we HAD to sell it to him at that price. The good news is, he's probably dead now. Just to pick you up on the "protected minority" point. Minorities aren't more protected than anyone else by equality law. If an Asian shopkeeper refused to serve me for being white he'd be in the same bother as a white shopkeeper refusing to serve an Asian customer for being Asian. I once persuaded an Asian shopkeeper that he had to sell me a bag of coffee for the label price of 99p when it should have been 1.99. He did not refuse to serve me, so I didn't report him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Jack Grealish’s socks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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