Academically Deficient Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 11:25, Stellaboz said: Buying what I thought was an interesting looking beer from the supermarket, only to find when I get home it's alcohol-free. Just curious: did you drink it anyway? Might be ok if you put a decent amount of vodka in it. Our Lanarkshire correspondent writes. Always drink reshponshibly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 18:47, Todd_is_God said: I've just watched a video of people writing dumb shit in tweets. Which leads me to this: People that think "Ovary act" or "80HD" is the correct term, and not "over react" or "ADHD" amongst similar kind of things (eg "Lack toast and tolerant") How? How do people get through life thinking any of those makes any sense? What do they think they mean?! This one's from your favourite pathogen thread: "she would receive calls from those new to the job, helping those less ofay with the workings of modern management" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, coprolite said: This one's from your favourite pathogen thread: "she would receive calls from those new to the job, helping those less ofay with the workings of modern management" Reported for racism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Just curious: did you drink it anyway? Might be ok if you put a decent amount of vodka in it. Our Lanarkshire correspondent writes. Always drink reshponshibly.Tried it, poured it down the sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 I'm I missing something here?? A calzone, like a folded pizza?? Full of curry? Or garlic chicken??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Fuuuuuuuuck meeeeee thus is going to be a game changer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I'm I missing something here?? A calzone, like a folded pizza?? Full of curry? Or garlic chicken??? More like a savory pastry delicate dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese and seasoned meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 54 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: More like a savory pastry delicate dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese and seasoned meat. That sounds even fucking better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 7 hours ago, coprolite said: This one's from your favourite pathogen thread: "she would receive calls from those new to the job, helping those less ofay with the workings of modern management" Years ago, I almost got into an argument with some office drones at work over the phrase "hors d'oeuvres". One was making up an invitation to some company thing and asked the room how it was spelt. After a few hilariously wrong suggestions (ordurfs being a good one), I gave the right answer (or close enough that spellcheck would've picked it up). Apparently I was setting her up, and one took exception to me using the word "hors", which was obviously a slight on them. Really wish I'd managed to see one of those invites when they were done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Years ago, I almost got into an argument with some office drones at work over the phrase "hors d'oeuvres". One was making up an invitation to some company thing and asked the room how it was spelt. After a few hilariously wrong suggestions (ordurfs being a good one), I gave the right answer (or close enough that spellcheck would've picked it up). Apparently I was setting her up, and one took exception to me using the word "hors", which was obviously a slight on them. Really wish I'd managed to see one of those invites when they were done. Horses Doovers as my old dad (#gbnf #flyingwiththevoolyvents) used to call them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Fuuuuuuuuck meeeeee thus is going to be a game changer Curry on a pizza is fantastic. Once you've had a tandoori chicken pizza theres no going back. It's like seeing the world in colour for the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I'm I missing something here?? A calzone, like a folded pizza?? Full of curry? Or garlic chicken??? From google images, but you get the idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Years ago, I almost got into an argument with some office drones at work over the phrase "hors d'oeuvres". One was making up an invitation to some company thing and asked the room how it was spelt. After a few hilariously wrong suggestions (ordurfs being a good one), I gave the right answer (or close enough that spellcheck would've picked it up). Apparently I was setting her up, and one took exception to me using the word "hors", which was obviously a slight on them. Really wish I'd managed to see one of those invites when they were done. Must be obeyed at all times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Years ago, I almost got into an argument with some office drones at work over the phrase "hors d'oeuvres". One was making up an invitation to some company thing and asked the room how it was spelt. After a few hilariously wrong suggestions (ordurfs being a good one), I gave the right answer (or close enough that spellcheck would've picked it up). Apparently I was setting her up, and one took exception to me using the word "hors", which was obviously a slight on them. Really wish I'd managed to see one of those invites when they were done. Doesn't sound like you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: From google images, but you get the idea. Looks like a heart operation gone wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Looks like a heart operation gone wrong. They'd never win any marks in a beauty contest i'll give you that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 11 hours ago, coprolite said: This one's from your favourite pathogen thread: "she would receive calls from those new to the job, helping those less ofay with the workings of modern management" Sakes, I just posted about this on another thread thinking I was well smart for noticing it. Took me about 3 reads to figure out what he was on about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 21 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk that swipe their phone using the index finger (i.e. involve the use of two hands rather than use the thumb of the hand that's holding the phone). People without thumbs are excused. I recently upgraded my phone to the Samsung S10 and the screen is so large* that my thumb can't reach all the bits it needs to, to use one hand involves shifting the phone up and down in hand to reach the right parts. I am enjoying the big HD screen but using both hands to scroll the phone is taking a bit of getting used to, so if you ever see me doing this, just know I am as pettily frustrated as you are. *I also have fairly tiny hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Sakes, I just posted about this on another thread thinking I was well smart for noticing it. Took me about 3 reads to figure out what he was on about. Check out Susie "Dee Man" Dent here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Check out Susie "Dee Man" Dent here. The jokes on you, he got compo for that dent, and it's not as if he wasn't ugly beforehand anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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