Stellaboz Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I may have been clearer. How difficult is it for a chef/cook to remove the stem from a tomato? I have no interest in dissecting a salad fruit when the item is being served as a breakfast item and having to negotiate the f**king thing breaking a tooth. If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 39 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. Sounds like @Melanius Mullarkeyesque deviance imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: If you're eating tomatoes at breakfast you deserve all the hassle you're getting. An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 You can remove the stem of a tomato by taking hold of it and giving it a good yank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 54 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! Aye? And where are the Romans now? f**king deed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 53 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: An contraire! Tomatoes were cultivated by the Romans to accompany bacon and sausage. FACT! Aye, but with brown sauce or tomato sauce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Aye? And where are the Romans now? f**king deed. I think the population of Rome will be astounded to hear this. Edited August 18 by Loonytoons 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, mathematics said: It’s the coffee. They need the coffee in order to get through the day. Aye that would explain it, drinking coffee that smelt like it hadn't been washed properly after being shit out by a Civet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 13 hours ago, Loonytoons said: Like fling a kite? Great fun when it's up but no idea how long it'll be up for. 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: You can remove the stem of a tomato by taking hold of it and giving it a good yank. Are we still talking about tomatoes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 13 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Are we still talking about tomatoes? Three or four good yanks should do it. Trust me, I trained to be a chef before thinking f**k that and doing something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Sounds like @Melanius Mullarkeyesque deviance imho. Love a grilled tomato with ma breakfast. None of that tinned shite that seems to appear on the Full Nigel Breakfast, though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Love a grilled tomato with ma breakfast. None of that tinned shite that seems to appear on the Full Nigel Breakfast, though. One of the sorest things happened to me with a grilled tomato, cooking a fry up for myself and the mrs, i dropped one on my bare foot, the heat that came off it was unreal, had to run upstairs and stick my foot in the bath and run cold water on it for 10 mins, and then spray it with burn spray and cover my foot in clingfilm. My wife thought it was hilarious, me hopping about cursing and screaming like a big girl's blouse, and i wasn't seeing the funny side at all. Seriously, it felt like boiling water from a kettle had been poured on my foot, the grilled tomato could've been used as a good weapon to repel invaders storming a castle if they ran out of boiling oil. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Three or four good yanks should do it. Trust me, I trained to be a chef before thinking f**k that and doing something else. I worked in a hotel kitchen away from home when I was a student. The only good things in the whole experience were waitresses and the simple fact that I didn't go hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I worked in a hotel kitchen away from home when I was a student. The only good things in the whole experience were waitresses and the simple fact that I didn't go hungry. Free food was literally the one good thing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 4 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said: One of the sorest things happened to me with a grilled tomato, cooking a fry up for myself and the mrs, i dropped one on my bare foot, the heat that came off it was unreal, had to run upstairs and stick my foot in the bath and run cold water on it for 10 mins, and then spray it with burn spray and cover my foot in clingfilm. My wife thought it was hilarious, me hopping about cursing and screaming like a big girl's blouse, and i wasn't seeing the funny side at all. Seriously, it felt like boiling water from a kettle had been poured on my foot, the grilled tomato could've been used as a good weapon to repel invaders storming a castle if they ran out of boiling oil. burn spray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 11 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: burn spray Burn spray 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Love a grilled tomato with ma breakfast. None of that tinned shite that seems to appear on the Full Nigel Breakfast, though. Me too, on top of a bowl of corn flakes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 33 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Me too, on top of a bowl of corn flakes. Porta potty thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 6 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said: One of the sorest things happened to me with a grilled tomato, cooking a fry up for myself and the mrs, i dropped one on my bare foot, the heat that came off it was unreal, had to run upstairs and stick my foot in the bath and run cold water on it for 10 mins, and then spray it with burn spray and cover my foot in clingfilm. My wife thought it was hilarious, me hopping about cursing and screaming like a big girl's blouse, and i wasn't seeing the funny side at all. Seriously, it felt like boiling water from a kettle had been poured on my foot, the grilled tomato could've been used as a good weapon to repel invaders storming a castle if they ran out of boiling oil. How d'ye think the tomato felt, eh? 'mon the tomatoes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, BFTD said: How d'ye think the tomato felt, eh? 'mon the tomatoes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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