Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 What's the best way to remove shit stains from bed sheets? Acid. Bottles and bottles of pure, undiluted hydrochloric acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 And apropos of the JFK question, what sort of a name is Philomena? It's a guid Catholic name. Next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I have a question. Do you have the number for a good childminder? Me and the missus are going out for a rather lary posh do, you know, Hugh and Jemima, Rupert, the Collington-Smithes at the Ivy, and we don't want the children up to their usual tricks. Thanks for the help. Childminders are for posh middle-class basturts. Yer bairns'll be awright if you check oan them every couple of hoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 If you kid had a genetic disease, would it be OK to go through IVF to have twins, and increase the chance of one of the twins having a gene that could cure your kid ?And if this didn't work would it be OK morally to kill the kid with the genetic problem ? Ah dinne ken how twins would help oot if ye hud a genital disease. Better sendin' the dirty wee shite tae the clap clinic. Kids these days, it's an effing disgrace. If any ae mah weans had that, too bloody right ah'd kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Did Big Jock know ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Did Big Jock know ? i did indeed laugh out loud at that. Ho ho. Well done, fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Did Big Jock know ? Whit a strange question. Big Jock knew loads of things. Daftie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowden_1_Raith_0 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Chips. Loads ae lovely chips. I love chips ah do.As for the cookin....{EDIT: ma lawyers told me to snip this bit oot}... but mind an remove the lemon from their arsehole afore servin. Thanks Auntie Phil B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I've got another question? Why has the familty not consulted CSI Grissom, from the TV documentary. He seems to solve all these riddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I've got another question? Why has the familty not consulted CSI Grissom, from the TV documentary. He seems to solve all these riddles. He woudnae take cash for the joab. We're tryin to keep the paperwork aboot the fund doon tae a minimum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Auntie Phil....would/could i be able to claim back £1.50 i made to the find Madeleine fund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Philomena, why do you constantly stick up for your child killing relatives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Someone go over to the Mirror/Sun/NOTW etc. forums and link to this thread. Go on... You could go one step further, and post a link to it on the Gerry McCann Words Of Wisdom website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Auntie Phil....would/could i be able to claim back £1.50 i made to the findMadeleine fund? Nae refunds. Read the small print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I have a shirt in the house that smells vaguely of death. Is there anything I can do, or should I burn it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Philomena, why do you constantly stick up for your child killing relatives? Listen you. Oor Gerry widnae hurt a fly. Ahn am pretty certain he widnae hurt a wean either. An as fur that Kate, she might be a snooty English bitch (are Auntie Phil's cheese piece suppers no guid enough for her weans?) but she's no a killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Auntie Phil. When wiping your arse do you fold the toilet roll or scrunch it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I have a shirt in the house that smells vaguely of death.Is there anything I can do, or should I burn it? Nip doon tae Pets At Home. Buy some pedigree chum and rub it aw o'er yer shirt. That way when they basturtin sniffer dugs start goin' mental, ye can just says it's the dug food. Auntie Phil 1 - 0 Basturtin Sniffer Dugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomsk The Beano Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Awright there ya obese radge ye! That Kate looks a goer, is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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