H_B Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I may have proliferated the notion she was unemployed without any evidence whatsoever, but whats good for the goose and all that. Let's be honest here. Unemployed/school teacher - same difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 What you need to do Auntie Phil, is take over the 'ask Elvis' spot on Steve Wright in the Afternoon, You could then solve the whole country's problems, and make yourself a 'meedja star' at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowden_1_Raith_0 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Anybody who has read this thread and laughed is going to hell!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Philomena, did Kate, as she claimed, handle six cadavers in the weeks before she left for Portugal which is an extraordinary number of dead bodies for a part time locum doctor to come into contact with or is she bullshitting or has the talking dog that can smell traces of decaying bodies up to ten years after the incident simply been got to by someone in Portugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 What you need to do Auntie Phil, is take over the 'ask Elvis' spot on Steve Wright in the Afternoon, You could then solve the whole country's problems, and make yourself a 'meedja star' at the same time. Ach, ah'm no wantin' tae be a slebrity. Ah just try tae make sure everyone kens aw the facts. Mind you, if Greggs want tae dae a sponsorship deal ma e-mail address is philomenamccann@googlemail.com (Gerry set it up for me, he's awfy guid wi computers - he's always shiftin bits and boabs in the boot ae his motor). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Philomena,did Kate, as she claimed, handle six cadavers in the weeks before she left for Portugal which is an extraordinary number of dead bodies for a part time locum doctor to come into contact with or is she bullshitting or has the talking dog that can smell traces of decaying bodies up to ten years after the incident simply been got to by someone in Portugal. Mair on them fuckin dugs. Ah've seen dugs doon the park sniffin each others arses, does that mean they've aw been shitin oan dead bodies? Nut. Proves nuthin. And as for that snooty bitch, ah'm no surprised her patients keep poppin their clogs. If she was ma gp, ah'd top masel tae! She's a right cauld fish. Wouldnae let me feed the weans macaroni pies. "Oooh, how can you have pasta in a pie".... stuck-up cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Can I ask if the talking dugs speak English, Portuguese, or just Dug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 El woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Can I ask if the talking dugs speak English, Portuguese, or just Dug? nope apparently they teach them Esperanto so their skills can be taken all over europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Northerner Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 nope apparently they teach them Esperanto so their skills can be taken all over europe As a complete aside, I'm sure I read that Japanese guide dogs (and their owners) are trained using English - because men and women (for cultural reasons) use Japanese very differently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 As a complete aside, I'm sure I read that Japanese guide dogs (and their owners) are trained using English - because men and women (for cultural reasons) use Japanese very differently Philomena has no time for guide dogs and does not believe they do what they are supposed to...apparently it's all chance and the dugs just get around by pure luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Mair on them fuckin dugs. Ah've seen dugs doon the park sniffin each others arses, does that mean they've aw been shitin oan dead bodies? Nut. Proves nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kincardine Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Mair on them fuckin dugs. Ah've seen dugs doon the park sniffin each others arses, does that mean they've aw been shitin oan dead bodies? Nut. Proves nuthin.And as for that snooty bitch, ah'm no surprised her patients keep poppin their clogs. If she was ma gp, ah'd top masel tae! She's a right cauld fish. Wouldnae let me feed the weans macaroni pies. "Oooh, how can you have pasta in a pie".... stuck-up cow. (damn - I'm going to hell) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Can I ask if the talking dugs speak English, Portuguese, or just Dug? They probably aw speak dug like but wi different accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Do you go to hell just for reading this thread or for laughing at it Whoever Philomena McCann is you are sick but also a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 They probably aw speak dug like but wi different accents. Auntie phil, i have bad aids. How long do i have left? weeks? days? minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Auntie phil,i have bad aids. How long do i have left? weeks? days? minutes? "prays for seconds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 "prays for seconds" *dials 999* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 "prays for seconds" Because once wasnt enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Because once wasnt enough for you? Yeah, Philpy is just so hot. Id rather have him again without the new teeth however. You want to have a try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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