Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Auntie Phil. When wiping your arse do you fold the toilet roll or scrunch it ? When ye get tae ma size son, it's a pain in the erse just tryin' to reach roond fur a proper wipe. Ah just use a loofah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 When ye get tae ma size son, it's a pain in the erse just tryin' to reach roond fur a proper wipe. Ah just use a loofah. That is not a relevant answer !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Awright there ya obese radge ye!That Kate looks a goer, is she? Ah'll bet she is. Schemin' bitch got pregnant just to trap oor puir Gerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomsk The Beano Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Barry George - innocent or guilty? The Lockerbie Bomber - innocent or guilty? John Smeaton - saviour or weedgie arsehole? ....and whatever happened to white dog poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Has Gerry mentioned how he plan's to spend the 1million plus donation money? and what about my £1.50? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Barry George - innocent or guilty?The Lockerbie Bomber - innocent or guilty? John Smeaton - saviour or weedgie arsehole? ....and whatever happened to white dog poo? Guilty. Innocent. Sexy saviour - ah'd show him a right guid time. Cum and see Auntie Phil Johnny! Ah widnae ken aboot the white dug shite though. Ah'm no a clarty basturt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 If one of your relatives, where to "accidentally" kill someone, wheres the best place to hide the body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Has Gerry mentioned how he plan's to spend the 1million plus donation money?and what about my £1.50? He's spending aw the money lookin for puir wee Madeleine. Sadly, aw the receipts were in his wallet which got nicked. Nae refunds. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 If one of your relatives, where to "accidentally" kill someone, wheres the best place to hide the body? Ye're no gonnae get me to fall fur that yin. Ah sea whit yer tryin' to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Just Joan and that other bint from the Sun had better watch out. Auntie Phil, when the local filth start asking uncomfy questions, what's the quickest way to leave the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Just Joan and that other bint from the Sun had better watch out.Auntie Phil, when the local filth start asking uncomfy questions, what's the quickest way to leave the country? See, yer gettin' ahead ae yersel here. First, when those filthy corrupt foreign basturts start talkin shite ye need to hire a publicist. Set up wan o those blog thingys ah read aboot in Woman's Weekly. That'll teach them. Once that's aw sorted, ye just make the secret sign (aw good Catholics ken whit ah'm talkin' aboot!) an the Pope sorts it aw oot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Calpol, suffocating or selling it on???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear Aunty Philomena, I have a relative using a heinous situation to get the attention she has craved which she usually satiates with frequent trips to the local patisserie. It would normally not bother me but it would appear her sticking her fat oar in the mix has resulted in the police taking the hump. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear auntie philomena, I have severe ring-sting. Please help me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear auntie philomena,I have severe ring-sting. Please help me.. Signed, Maddie. (Going to hell for that one too, my bad.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Dear auntie philomena,I have severe ring-sting. Please help me.. Well son, ah've got tae be honest here, ah'm no a doctor. But Gerry is. Ah'll gie him a call. Haud oan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena McCann Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Well son, ah've got tae be honest here, ah'm no a doctor. But Gerry is. Ah'll gie him a call.Haud oan. Sedatives.... that's his bloody answer tae everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Sedatives.... that's his bloody answer tae everything. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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