5 True Statements About Yourself...

[Fudge]

sound.

well everyone else has added 5 so I will too since it's Christmas.

1. I once had 2k saved up for a trip to NY in 2006, and I lost it in 3 nights betting on football. I couldn't get a break.

2. When I was 16 I lost £1k in a roulette machine and tried to tip it to the floor so I could jump on it, the manager of the betting shop restrained me.

3. Over the last year I have put on weight due to excess drinking and not enough exercise.

4. I aim to rectifypoint 3 in 2009 by laying off the swally and taking up running again.

5. I just placed my wknd bets. £80 on Stockport & Birmingham, £20 on Alloa, M/Well & East Stirling. Plus a £20 accy on all 5.

I think you, your little brother and myself have a ludicrous amount in common (I hop3 appreciated what I provided a tthe 5's )

'The devil came and took me, from bar to street to bookie'

[Eugene Rose]

I think you, your little brother and myself have a ludicrous amount in common (I hop3 appreciated what I provided a tthe 5's )

'The devil came and took me, from bar to street to bookie'

:lol: I also frequent the casino at least once a month with my mate when he gets paid. He plays for Celtic and when he gets good bonuses he vows to "Go on a gambling spree wi you" (you = me)

[linwood boab]

I also frequent the casino at least once a month with my mate when he gets paid. He plays for Celtic and when he gets good bonuses he vows to "Go on a gambling spree wi you" (you = me)

best mate, i guess?

[Eugene Rose]

naw naw we're not bezzys. just grew up together. gambling is our main thing in common though lol

[Enigma]

What the hey I will think up another 5,

1) I Have the strangest/worst taste in music, accoring to everybody else but moi!

2) I am a very Lazy person.

3) I have never even tried any kind of recreational drugs and pass them up constantly, not really for any valid reason. I have also only ever smoked the occational cigar.

4) I cried when I watched 'It's a Wonderful Life' Last night. Infact I can get pretty emotional at the cinema.

5) I am a dreadfully inconciderate driver, I drive far too fast. Yet I never get road rage of any form ever.

[Supras]

Kinda left out, I'll put 5 more in.

1) I live on a modest diet, fruit, bread, some meat. I don't like fatty foods, Indian or Chinse.

2) If I trained more at football I might be a decent player by now, but instead I focused on my school work

3) 5s compliments my game a lot, it hides my lack of pace and stamina and allows me all over the pitch throwing myself into tackles without leaving too much space in behind me.

4) Despite being tall and pretty light I am actually quite strong.

5) Whenever I walk alone in Glasgow I always think I am going to be mugged, which is strange as it doesn't even happen 50% of the time now.

[Ad Lib]

1) I love Chinese Food

2) I love Indian Food

3) I love Black Pudding Suppers

4) I love Gammon Steak

5) I love Toad in the Hole

[Guest DJ Ravehammer]

1) Went to fame by getting banned on nearly every football forum on web during the years 2003 - 2006.

2) Become a staff member of SKYFXL Records.

3) I took up DJ'ing, and now remix songs like DJ Rankin.

4) Have had more Bebo pages, than I've had hotdinners.

5) I love a good windup.

[StewartyMac]

1) Went to fame by getting banned on nearly every football forum on web during the years 2003 - 2006.

If you're planning on adding this one to the list, can I just do it now?

[Guest DJ Ravehammer]

If you're planning on adding this one to the list, can I just do it now?

Thats nasty.

[Breaking Decency]

1) Went to fame by getting banned on nearly every football forum on web during the years 2003 - 2006.

2) Become a staff member of SKYFXL Records.

3) I took up DJ'ing, and now remix songs like DJ Rankin.

4) Have had more Bebo pages, than I've had hotdinners.

5) I love a good windup.

We all appreciate the raw honesty of this statement, but some thing are better left unsaid. Terribly embarassing thing to admit.

[cheesefiddler]

1. I am highly intelligent B)

2. I severely despise Alex Burke

3. I laugh at other people being hugely upset at their own failure

4. I laugh when people fall on ice

5. I see dead people

[dave_binos]

I was born a week early which almost resulted being born in a taxi.

I have extremely small handwriting.

Despite being a bit of a lad, I have a few gay tendencies. My favourite band is Abba and I like pink t-shirts.

Although I'm proud of being Scottish, I hate living in Scotland.

I drink around 3 pints of milk a day.

Edited December 26, 2008 by dave_binos

[Enigma]

My favourite band is Abba and I like pink t-shirts.

There is nothing wrong with being an ABBA fan. I semi-reularly listen ful volume and sing along, occasionaly befor a night on the town. Time for a wee listen now... makes a change from the Cyndi Lauper.

Edited December 27, 2008 by Enigma

[mid-table]

I have been mugged at knifepoint in Portugal

On August 1st I played 21 holes of golf at St Michaels in 8 under par, including hitting the pin full toss on the 15th (closest I've been to a hole in one, I missed the putt for a 2 as well)

I had several thousand pounds on Chart King to win the 1999 Greyhound Derby, and travelled down to see the final on a spur of the moment decision on the morning of it.

I have scored a goal at Shielfield (intercepted a ball on the halfway line, sprinted through and slotted it past the keeper)

I got to know Tiger Woods in the mid 1990s, I still have a signed golf ball from him

[Michael W]

1) Went to fame by getting banned on nearly every football forum on web during the years 2003 - 2006.

2) Become a staff member of SKYFXL Records.

3) I took up DJ'ing, and now remix songs like DJ Rankin.

4) Have had more Bebo pages, than I've had hotdinners.

5) I love a good windup.

I hope you get raped by a horse you despicable c**t.

I see you're another one of those neddy fuckwits that enjoys stealing songs, shoving pishy acapellas over them, pitching them so the vocals sound like Jonathon Pearce on helium, then passing them off as you're own. I bet you even top them off by adding some "DJ Ravehammer in the mix 2k8 MuTHAFucKA11!! crap at the start as well.

DJ Rankin type wannabees should be fucking burned. Putting around shite which you pass off as "Hardcore". How about this - get some talent, get some software and produce some original material, rather than being stealing tracks and "remixing" them on Virtual DJ.

p***k.

Edited December 29, 2008 by Michael W

[CALDERON]

I hope you get raped by a horse you despicable c**t.

I see you're another one of those neddy fuckwits that enjoys stealing songs, shoving pishy acapellas over them, pitching them so the vocals sound like Jonathon Pearce on helium, then passing them off as you're own. I bet you even top them off by adding some "DJ Ravehammer in the mix 2k8 MuTHAFucKA11!! crap at the start as well.

DJ Rankin type wannabees should be fucking burned. Putting around shite which you pass off as "Hardcore". How about this - get some talent, get some software and produce some original material, rather than being stealing tracks and "remixing" them on Virtual DJ.

p***k.

Amen brother!

[CALDERON]

1. I was born 2 months early

2. I am a Student

3. My first ever football top was an Aberdeen shirt, the Northsound 2 one with the horrible orange shit on the side.

4. I have really shit awful handwriting.

5. I dont like gravy, tomato ketchup or vinegar.

[Gaz]

1) I have never smoked a cigarette, cigar, pipe, joint, bong or anything in my life.

2) I have only tried illegal drugs once, and it was a bit hash in a cookie about eight years ago. Didn't do anything for me.

3) I can quite happily go for days at a time without speaking to anyone as long as I have a good book, my Xbox and my guitar to hand.

4) I gave up a promising football lifestyle when I was 16 as I got bored of it. I didn't start playing regularly again until I was about 22 and unfortunately I'm nowhere near the player I once was, although I am bigger and stronger.

5) I've only ever had three sexual partners and with each one I was / am in a long-term relationship.

[the_russian]

I hope you get raped by a horse you despicable c**t.

I see you're another one of those neddy fuckwits that enjoys stealing songs, shoving pishy acapellas over them, pitching them so the vocals sound like Jonathon Pearce on helium, then passing them off as you're own. I bet you even top them off by adding some "DJ Ravehammer in the mix 2k8 MuTHAFucKA11!! crap at the start as well.

DJ Rankin type wannabees should be fucking burned. Putting around shite which you pass off as "Hardcore". How about this - get some talent, get some software and produce some original material, rather than being stealing tracks and "remixing" them on Virtual DJ.

p***k.

Classic.