Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Probably part of some bizarre cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) Hes still alive tbf. But still. He's dead. ETA: http://news.stv.tv/north/1331589-schoolboy-killed-after-alleged-stabbing-at-aberdeens-cults-academy/ Edited October 28, 2015 by Alex_14 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 He's dead. You're not making this thread about seagulls, dogs, Dundonians etc any cheerier with this school murder lark. Redeem yourself by finding us a good story about some Dundonian getting his totties from an angry seabird. Bonus points for nudity and a Nazi angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Correct. He is now. I thought Cults was supposed to be reasonably pleb free? As did I. Full of drug suppliers simply due to the riches that are in the area, but I can't see a 16 year old boy being caught up in that. Probably isn't right to speculate at this stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 He's dead. ETA: http://news.stv.tv/north/1331589-schoolboy-killed-after-alleged-stabbing-at-aberdeens-cults-academy/ Shocking. Just picked up my kid from the primary school. She usually goes to the after school club at the academy but I assumed it would be cancelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 As did I. Full of drug suppliers simply due to the riches that are in the area, but I can't see a 16 year old boy being caught up in that. Probably isn't right to speculate at this stage. It's definitely affluent judging by the number of range rovers on the school run. It might not be drugs related. It might just be an argument that went horribly wrong. Who knows? It's cost one guy his life and one guy his liberty now. So sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 It's definitely affluent judging by the number of range rovers on the school run. It might not be drugs related. It might just be an argument that went horribly wrong. Who knows? It's cost one guy his life and one guy his liberty now. So sad. Chances are that's exactly what it was, but it just seems so extreme, especially for a pretty well established secondary school. Time will tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Man fined after fruit-based assault. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-34658958 He is luck the person he assaulted had not attended this self defence class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Man fined after fruit-based assault. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-34658958 Should have gone for the banana in the tailpipe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Aussies drunk???? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-28/aussies-slur-their-words-because-our-forefathers-were-drunk/6892910 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Aussies drunk???? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-28/aussies-slur-their-words-because-our-forefathers-were-drunk/6892910 I thought that the Norfolk accent was the root of the Aussie accent, bunch of crab thieving c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Man buys box of old toys, finds a 30 year old sweetie in the box. Nothing else happens. http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2014/03/20/shrewsbury-toy-collectors-30-year-old-sweet-find/ f**k me, I remember buying those when I was a tot. Quite good IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Aussies drunk???? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-28/aussies-slur-their-words-because-our-forefathers-were-drunk/6892910Makes a lot of sense tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 "Gies them drugs oot oh yer fanny" http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-pair-jailed-for-unbelievable-attempt-to-remove-drugs-hidden-in-woman-s-body-1.907432 High class ladies. Apparently this case is known widely in the prosecutors office as the "vagina burglary". Unfortunately that phrase was deemed unprintable by the Courier, or so I'm told anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 This seems like a good opportunity to further spread the word of the infamous 'Chatham Pocket'... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-34671274 fish all over the plaice... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 ^^^Saury, you may have to delete this entry, I'm getting a haddock even thinking about the amount of fish puns which could follow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Floundering driver error imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I've never seen disruption on this scale before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/10/30/scottish-photographer-left-seeing-double-by-plane-doppelganger/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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