The astronaut equivalent of a great clubman. 

Uhmm...bum tickets? Bog roll?

I think you'll find most Dundee United fans think football didn't exist before 1979.

Didn't see that...but he's been off the board for about a month.

Yea, that's where the SPFL's penchant for making s**t up on the fly is making the rules quite simply impossible to reconcile.  As others have said, the results of a "strict" interpretation would be catastrophic to any club experiencing a financial whoopsie. It's kinda fun this happens as they announce the grass pitch rule, as the comedic backpedaling associated with the necessary changes to make this series of utterly contradictory rules functional may bring into question other decisions. If they do change this on the fly, a club in promotion position would have a fairly decent argument about that other rule...and if they don't change it, then they might just have to string ICT up to make the point, and then (of course) change the rule...afterwards, going forward. Now that certainly wouldn't result in actions being taken after the fact, would it? And, as this is an association of members, to protect those members, decisions that adversely impact a majority of the 42 to the benefit of 16 or so might be considered questionable. Are we about to see the top league bolt again? The Bronze License rule was designed to protect the 42 a little better...much as the Grass rule is designed to protect the 16 or so. But the law of unintended consequences was watching, and potentially just lobbed a live round into the meet.