Hank Scorpio

Hendry audibly laughing in Darren Young’s face [emoji23][emoji23] I love that boy.

There’s a thousand people a day dying, m8. The games will not be getting played anytime. You can’t null and void it. That’s not even being spoken about. This is going round in circles. Hopefully Dundee vote this through and I can get the champagne out.

What drama.

It’s gonnae fail by 1 Premiership team, ain’t it?

Folk taking this thread as serious. Wow.

Just getting in before the barrow load of “sense prevails” posts later this afternoon. Have a great day.

I think I’m split dead 50/50 on it. I’ve ‘seen’ us win 2 things in my life. The old second division under Calderon and the old second under McGlynn. They are fantastic feelings, nothing gets close in footballing terms. The thought of lifting the league trophy at Falkirk on the last day in front of a sold stand is just about as good as it gets for me. On the other hand, I want to be competing in the Championship. Bigger crowds, more money, better players and I don’t actually think the squad we have is too far away from competing for a play off place - don’t @ me. I want us to win the league properly to get that feeling but also just want to kiss this sorry shit tip of a league goodbye.

This proposal definitely isn’t fair, but would be undeniably hilarious. Won’t go through anyway.

Don’t cry because your team has been so shite you couldn’t even make it into the top 4.

Yeah, can’t help but feel the courier article is a misrepresentation of what he’s said. We’ll be alright.

90 minutes was a great watch. Well, 30 of them were anyway! Dunfermline were the better side for the whole of the first half, and then again up until we scored. They totally folded when Ashcroft got sent off, though. Great offer from the club, thoroughly enjoyed it. East Fife 3-5 Rovers next, please.

Great. Was concerned I wouldn’t be able to watch it when I finish tonight. Good idea!

I know a few that were there who say it's the worst performance they've ever seen from a Rovers player. One in a long line of work shy wee arseholes from Ibrox.

So you admit your, “not in the top 5” comment was total shite?

Claiming Bowie not in the top 5 young players in League 1 is utter pish. I don’t see any other English clubs queuing up to sign any other young player in the league. There isn’t another player in League 1 who would fetch £150k.

Believe it or not, I’ll give it a miss. This is a good idea, though. I’d pay a fiver to watch a game on a Saturday afternoon.

£50k straight into the players fund sounds fine to me. We could sign Liam Buchanan (allegedly).

Have they given us the trophy yet? Good level of cannae take it so far. Keep it up.

All this talk about picking up the season from where it is next year can’t help but make me feel that the organisers of the Fife Cup were really ahead of their time.

Wonder where the £25k figure has come from

Agree entirely. An excellent way to keep the fans engaged in a light hearted way through a difficult time. Well done to them.

Announce open top bus.

Surely if they’re going to cancel the league it needs to be from when everyone had played everyone an equal amount of times? ie after 27 games?