Hank Scorpio

Looking forward to a Friday night in Glasgow under the lights.

Gullan on for hibs.

Sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever met from west of Shotts, tbh.

“You might struggle to see the ball in the wind”. What?

This took me a long time to realise it wasn’t the highlights from the final. That was that game I missed, not the one posted. Daft c**t.

Don’t think I’ll ever get over missing that due to sitting in A&E. The amount of utter shit I’ve endured in my time following the club; being robbed of that doesn’t ever get any less painful.

Would be delighted if we could give Stranraer a miss for a good few seasons now. We are pish down there. A point on a terrible pitch in a literal storm at a ground where we routinely lose is fine by me. Next.

I’m always terrible for pessimism when I’m not at the game and today is no different. Got a really pish feeling about the last 25 or so minutes.

Penalty Stranraer. Goal. f**k off.

Get the f**k in

This is definitely going to be abandoned, eh?

Are tickets for Partick away going to be available on the night, you think?

Don’t know about that. Some of our fans are mental at times. I reckon after the next defeat the Facebook page will be full of folk wanting him out. That’s not to say that they’re not dribbling mentalists, right enough. Viva John McGlynn. Long live the king.

Think it’s had it’s day, unfortunately. Most of the boys who played previously are either now too old, too injured or now play for other teams.

Aye, there’s usually a toilet. Make sure you don’t take an alcoholic drink, you’ll get sent to bed with no supper.

I had heard that there was a bit of aggro between the YT and FF. Would like to think that wasn’t the case and they can all pull in the same direction.

Yes, once.

That's great, thanks.

Is there a website that lets me view how the league table looked after a certain number of games? Something like this, but for Scottish leagues: https://www.11v11.com/league-tables/

Is there footage of the tackle on Hendry? Would like another look at it.

The atmosphere in the away end was excellent. Loud singing throughout and a drum.

Really bad. A weekly occurrence, it seems. Hendry had a good one on one of their boys but it wasn’t as bad as the one on him.

Pipe down, you dweeb. Thoroughly professional performance today, like something from the John McGlynn of old. Steely defensive performance and looked a real threat on the break. McLean and Baird looked to form an instant partnership and whilst both tired it looks like they could really do well together. McLean was impressive in his hold up play, something we’ve really missed. Our goal came from a Matthews flick into the far corner but it was his crunching, clean as a whistle tackle in the middle of the park which initially allowed us to work the ball wide and cross so he could finish. MacDonald has his poorest game of the season but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him who provided the cross. Bene, as I’ve said, was terrific all afternoon. Barely lost a header. Davo had a couple of scary moments but generally fine. Midfield three are so fucking good just now; they have it all. Difficult to see Spencer getting back into the side barring injury. Great atmosphere and celebrations at the end. I’ve said it all year, just got a good feeling about this squad.

Never saw anything but heard that was a bit of scrapping at the end. That Airdrie mob are a fucking shower of mutants. Enjoy your evening lads x

Kyle fucking Benedictus. Put a crown on that man’s head. He was a Goliath today.