Hank Scorpio

You on leave from MENSA this week, aye?

Strangely used to beating shite like Morton. Up the road.

Number 4 for Morton should try a pass shorter than 60 yards next week.

Ultimately us throwing away the lead only to roll Morton over and tickle their belly a third time was much better than just winning in a straight forward way. Was it Broadfoot who sold himself at the third? Really hope so.

Routine win over championship dross. Safe travels, champs.

Quitongo lucky not to be sent off for his cowards challenge on Liam Dick. Hopefully he’s absolutely fucked himself doing it.

You’re a fucking gang

We shouldn’t be dragged into a kicking match here because Morton are well established as being quite good at it. Rarely seen a more unlikeable duo than Muirhead and Quitongo. Would have Smith off and Brown on.

The club will fix any issues, they’re no gonnae turn anyone away. Go early and speak to the folk in the office, they’ll sort it out.

Robbie Muirhead to have one of those games where he looks like prime Drogba, as is the way.

Couldn’t have been easier to get the season ticket into my wallet. Got an email about 20 seconds after I bought it with a link that said “view ticket in your wallet”, clicked it and added it. I access it the same way I would if I was paying for something with Apple Pay.

Can’t say my phone’s battery has ever run out. Not sure what difference having no WiFi would make.

Surprised at how many people wanted the card version of the season ticket rather than just getting the digital one and adding it your wallet on your phone, which seems much easier?

Millen, Brown and Byrne to add to the squad for tomorrow, then. Imagine they’ll all start on the bench given their lack of playing time. Could really do with Hamilton getting himself a goal just to settle him down. Has done everything but score. Really looking forward to tomorrow.

The board have really grabbed the local community’s attention during the close season. So many stories of folk that haven’t been interested in a decade or more coming back buying season tickets. Great to see.

Really happy with this. We’ve got some squad now. Absolutely no excuses. Murray has been backed, let’s see the results.

You were.

You been practicing for those mental gymnastics?

I’ve seen the line “every time we’ve competed for a player with another team in this division we’ve lost out” a few times. Is it not pretty well known that we were both in for Stanger from Alloa?

For the avoidance of doubt, there’s no malice in it, its just him being buzzing that we’ve scored.

Just noticed Dylan Easton aiming a big kick in the direction of Kieran Mitchell as he runs away celebrating. Gonnae no, Dylan.

Good idea.

Well shit, there you go. I always assumed it was a football.

Really hope Arbroath are going to play this offside thing going forward.