Hank Scorpio

Nah, it certainly is taken in the Grassmarket. Why you'd want to take a phot of that, I really don't know. Stupid ned b*****ds.

This cannot be the official line Ferrets oot on September 1st at East End Animal Park!

Hahahahahaha, 3:37. My six year old self.

Might go up, purely to see a couple of my pals playing for Glenrothes.

Oh dear.

Will probably head up and watch as a good we of my mates play for Glenrothes.

Not once in my entire life have I ever found myself "mucking about" on the SFA website, but each to their own I suppose.

You're like rain man!

Born in kirkcaldy, raised in carnoustie, worked in Inverness, lives in Suffolk.

I am pal. I've got an HNC in police studies, which I needed a B in for Napier, but got an A. I'm sure Abertay would have let me in with a C, however.

If you need to amend your application don't phone! I did, sat in a queue for 40 mins to be told to do it online.

Epically can't be fucked going back. For anyone going into first year, it's a piece of pish, don't worry about anything.

Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite.

Dougie Hill - ball player eh? He should stick to sticking his noggin on the kitchen sink.

Where are these highlights?

Went to The Hive last night as my mate is off to Afghanistan tomorrow. The last thing I can remember is leaving the cub at 4:45am. I don't remember getting to the station, or the train home. Woke up and checked my wallet just there, had tickets from Edinburgh to Kirkcaldy, and then Markinch to Glenrothes with Thornton, meaning I must have missed Kirkcaldy and had to get another train back home from Markinch. That's not even the best bit... Woke up to texts from said boy's wee sister saying that he had been refused on the train that I got on because he was so drunk, and had to get the next one, which he had fallen asleep on and woke up in, yep, you guessed it, Aberdeen, where he had given shit to some police officer and got himself arrested. He's due to fly back to Germany at 1:30pm today, and is now en route in the car back to Edinburgh. My head hurts.

Still in Inverness. Still drunk.

He's Mr Teen Scotland. Cannae be too bad.

The boy in the blue in a professional body builder and has recently been in a competition, that's probably why he's that colour. The rest, fuck knows.

I know all of them!

The supporters bus is a funny one. I've been on it a couple of times, normally for the longer away trips. Got it to the Aberdeen away Tadé game, got slightly drunk on the way there and you'd think we'd been shouting and swearing and giving nazi salutes the way folk were acting. It's basically the main stand on wheels.

More Juan Guerrero.

It's really strange that not a single person that was at the game that posts on here or on FanTalk recognised him, which leads me to thinking he's not a Scottish based player. This obviously means he's Spanish, and we've canceled the friendly against Alloa to save on travelling costs so we can afford his accommodation. And he's brilliant.