Hank Scorpio

Jesus, that's about as bad as news can get. I'm really quite worried about Saturday, I think we could take an absolute and utter spanking.

Me and a mate from uni decided to get a flat together in September because we both stayed at home in Fife last year and travelled to uni, and both hated it. We live in a decent flat in Dalry and for the first month or two there was no issues at all. Recently however it's transpired that he's actually the biggest dickhead i've ever met and hate his fucking guts. A few days ago I tidied the whole flat because it was a state, and when i asked him if he could clean the bath he refused as it was "too minging". He also doesn't flush the toilet when he's been for a pish, regularly eats my food that's in the cupboard and freezer without asking, he will fill the sink full of dirty dishes and then fill it with cold water before leaving it for a few days at a time, he never takes the bins out, uses so much toilet roll i think he's sticking it up his arse instead of wiping it and is just generally impossible to live with. What can I do to get back at him? Please note that simply mentioning all this to him isn't an option, as i've already tried and he seems to think that the flat is more his than mine because his dad is the guarantor, and that's his reasoning for doing all this. I really want to shite in his pillowcase and leave it for him but it's perhaps a bit too far. Open to any ideas.

I imagine it'll be extended til he end of the season barring anymore long term injuries.

Do we? We already have three goal scoring ones...

Correct, however there's an assumption behind that that the majority of people are aware of the 'crime'. Nice deflection from your racist tendencies, though.

I think trying to compare these two situations is, again, a slightly embarrassing slight on some of our fans' behaviour that day, personally.

I've literally never heard orcs as "orange c***s". Genuinely. It's a reference to LOTR.

Absolutely dreading the final already. You can just tell it's all going to kick off on Leith Walk and at Waverley. Those fucking orcs can't behave themselves and there'll undoubtedly be bother between us and them.

So, Kevin McCann?

Not having a pop here, but what's the obsession with giving you and your pals a name to go under? Why not just travel to games with your pals, enjoy the game, few pints and come home without wearing a t-shirt with your name on it?

I don't even have to comment anymore, my point has been made for me. Turns out Rovers_Lad is a racist.

Brilliant, eh? Those getting abused don't mind apparently, if they heard it at all. And that makes it ok.

Jesus wept.

Anyone in Edinburgh with nothing to do on Sunday, come along to Saughton Park for FREE BEER whilst you watch my team's game in the Scottish Cup v Shotts Thistle.

I wasn't there on Saturday but looking at the video of Spence's last minute penalty, it looks like about ten 15 year olds running about with stupid jackets on thinking they're Danny fucking Dyer. Really embarrassing.

100% not wrong. Infact, 100% correct.

He did.

Gray left Balingry at the end of the last season. I'm sure Linn got something like £12k signing on fee, then £500 a week last season, insane money.

I went: 1. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike 2. Hardwell 3. Nicky Romero 4. Alesso 5. Showtek

I have eight Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike tickets for sale if anyone is interested. It's an e-ticket, so need to take the all of them.

He played that at Tomorrowland. Shit went down.

I'll think of you boys when I see him at Tomorrowland, aye?

Just sit in the away end, it'll be no bother at all.

Looks to be that way, definitely better to try the formation we'll be looking to play over the season than to try to constrict a team with a 4-5-1 or whatever.

We were badly over run simply because played what was essentially a 4-2-4 at time, whilst they played 3 in the middle, which gave them an extra man at all times. They also moved the ball quicker and generally had better players in each position, which is to be completely expected given the budget of each team. Cardle looked decent in spells, Moon was fairly impressive and Spence looks as though he's bulked up a good bit over the close season. Trialist certainly looked a lot like Paul Watson, but he played off the front, and then right up, which obviously isn't where Watson plays, quite confused about that one, tbh. Decent first run out against a level of opposition which we won't come close to again this season, worth a five spot!