Mr. X

The footballing Gods were against us tonight. Both our nearest rivals ended up playing against 10 men. Get that violin back Hoose Rice.

f**k off Thierry Small you arsehole.

With their Injured and suspended players back I expect Aberdeen to beat St Mirren. Must be nice to be able to play your first choice eleven.

Wan't a bet?

Hearts will get beat at Ibrox. We continue to be horrific away from home. Our only hope is that Aberdeen don't beat St Mirren. On to the final day, I always fancy our chances at Tynecastle against all non-Old Firm Teams, and I would imagine Celtic would not want to end the season getting beat.

I'm very happy this evening. Too little too late me thinks, but it's always nice beating one of your rivals.

Did you not enjoy 'Hearts are Falling Apart Again'? I loved it, especially when I remembered about it after our second goal.

What was your favourite Aberdeen songs today? I liked 'Hearts are Falling Apart Again'', and 'You're not Very Good'. Disappointed I didn't hear them in the second half.

You don't really appreciate the highs until you've lived the lows, apparently. I suppose you have your 5 and 6 nil Capital humiliations this season to look back on.

Possibly my favourite Hearts photo.

I think third has gone, but a win over Aberdeen should make their arses start to twitch.

Best pray for your own team.

I'm not sure you're understanding what I said. I expect Aberdeen, being the home team, to win. But if that doesn't happen, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Hearts fail to take advantage of Aberdeen dropping points, by failing to beat St Mirren. Hearts away Firm is awful and I very much doubt Naismith will turn it around quickly enough.

Don't worry in the unlikely event of Aberdeen slipping up I'm sure Heart's will reciprocate in Paisley.

I'm not sure if we do decent away performances under Naismith. The eternal pessimist, St Mirren 1-0 Hearts

I see there is a post on Kickback about some arsehole Celtic supporters causing problems for their fellow fans today at the Turnstyles. I'll be pretty surprised if Celtic don't get their ticket allocation cut again next season. I was in the Main Stand and watched this from a window looking onto McLeod Street. Celtic 'fans' were subject two checks - the first was just outside the gate where they were frisked and had to show their tickets. About an hour before kick off a group, all dressed in green jackets and clearly without tickets, stormed the gate and the police and stewards quickly acted, forcing most of the group back and shutting the gate. A number had managed to force their way through into the area in front of the turnstiles, from where I saw about 15 ejected, I assume because they were ticketless and failed the second ticket check at this point. The group at the gate was then isolated, with other 'fans' being held back further up McLeod Street. Amongst those at the gate were 'fans' who were not part of the green jacketed group. The police and stewards let people through in smaller numbers in an attempt to control the situation. This included a person in a wheelchair and a very small child. This didn't stop ticketless 'fans' continuing to force their way through, but these were caught out in the heavily stewarded and policed area in front of the turnstiles. Once bitten, twice shy I imagine, so I can only assume that the police and stewards continued to drip feed 'fans' through the gate, until kick off time. If Celtic fans want to rage, then it should be against those against their number who had only one intention - forcing their way into the ground without paying and behaving in a way without any consideration others. From my vantage point I thought the p Police and stewards did a great job.

5 minutes of play left before they have won the League, 2-0 up against, 10 men and there was zero atmosphere from the Celtic end. If I ever get to the stage that winning trophies becomes too samey, not very likely I'll grant you, I would pack it.

Season ticket prices frozen for next season.

I'm not sure this is strictly *** patter. Everybody knows you lot are the smelly c***s of Scottish football.

I've got a good feeling about the Robson managerial appointment.

Yes at least give us a chance, if we do somehow freakishly turn it around again, to rub it in their faces.

We almost definitely wont be finishing third now, but we can console ourselves by having the best looking football manager in Scotland. That's what it's really all about. Eva the Hearts women's team manager.

Nice big dose of medicine for Roy McGregor to swallow today.

St Mirren are making this Kilmarnock side look so much better than they actually are.

No more tickets available on Hearts website. (trying desperately to avoid talking about actual football)