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Why is the stuff he spent in Germany round numbers in £ and the flights, which are normally £x.99, non-rouded numbers. Also been pointed out he could have got the bus home for £28 Agree that must have been a fairly small currywurst.

Not having Gertrude as a storm name, surely there's no-one under the age of 90 alive called this? An old woman coming and dribbling pish and wind on the country- no thanks.

What's the German for "VL"?

A pleasing 6 including none of the Aussie questions, so only wrong on Jackie Collins- glad to be.

I don't have to travel on trains for work at the moment, which is great, it's not just Scotrail who are shite. My main gripe with Scotrail is their normal underestimation of people wanting to travel between the 2 biggest cities in Scotland at the weekend, particularly on a Sunday, leading to 3 carriage trains and massive overcrowding. The Wifi is bollocks as well but at least they don't have the gall to charge you for it like Virgin do (or used to)- though I discovered the way round that was to sit in the carriage nearest to first class and you could pick up the free signal from there.

Going to be epic banter yellow carding someone in the pub.

latest giveaway, should really have been a scuba mask or similar.

Just burst through season 2, don't know whether to catch up on season 3 now or wait til it's done and binge it. Terry Crews is phenomenal.

Got 5, knew 3.

That's what you took from that post and not how the f**k "I'm" autocorrected to "Olomouc" on TL's phone? Some good heads gone from the Dev squad tonight by the looks of it, 2 reds in the last 5 minutes including a straight red for Scully for foul and abusive language. Hopefully SLJ can fill us in on what went on.

I'm sure the Jesus Garcia Tena FGS backers will be delighted to find out he's scored 2 in the first half for Hamilton development squad tonight.

Budgie won't come cheep. OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

He's Tidsered.

That was like an Ashes series in the 1990s, team that's getting gubbed makes a million changes and wins the last Test which is a dead rubber. England on the other side of it this time though.

aaaaaaaaaaaand question 1 today. Which I got wrong. That and women's fitba for 8/10.

I'd be going full on Dr Evil with our demands- I'd rather we didn't host it as the few shekels we'll make from it will probably be offset by the damage to the pitch (definitely) and the stands (probably)

Home made curry tonight then if I'm still hungry towards the end of the game I have some beef jerky.

Booitsme must be in the shop for repairs, so SA finished on 42-1 with a lead of 175, thought England were quite unlucky in that last session not to pick up a couple more, ball was moving about everywhere. Certainly not getting any easier to bat, think 300 will be enough for SA, weather might be England's best hope.

Nah, separate, I'll tell them to phone Sky, nothing I can do to fix it anyway.

Not in the last hour. Their TV in the living room is Sky and the one in the bedroom has a recordable freeview box so it's 2 different receivers, for want of a better word. The one with Sky has built in freeview as well but I'm assuming that's down too. I've had a quick search on twitter and there doesn't seem to be anyone in Glasgow saying they've lost all TV signals, does suggest it's something very localised, there wasn't any bad weather last night or anything, unless someone's been on the roof which I would also say is unlikely.

who would they have to contact about that? If it happened to me I'd ask Virgin Media but do Sky deal with stuff like that? Or who is responsible for freeview?

Got a message from my parents saying both Sky and Freeview are showing no signal, and this is the same with their neighbour's freeview. What is buggered here,both aerials and the satellite dish?

Undoubtedly - Andrew Davies of Ross County has scored as many for us as those 3 put together, but I suppose the flipside to that is if we sacrifice someone Welsh to bring in a more attacking midfielder, it might leave us more open at the back. Someone I know heard today from Paul Gallacher that we have four players lined up -he gave no names, obvs. I very much doubt that we'll take all 4 if we get them, it's probably a priority list, much like our one for left back last year which had Jake Carroll at #148 (I hope) edit: while I'm in desperately weak ITK mode, heard second-hand from someone else involved at Thistle that Lawless is the next one to sign, which I know a couple of people on here said as well so guessing it's true and will be announced early next week.

A rare Good Thing on facebook, girl I went to school with posted this today on her husband's birthday, talking about food and completely unaware of the double entendre

I thought the ski one was pretty good, having never seen any 80s ski movies that may or may not have helped. "I'd also like to remove myself from the sexual predator team"