I simply had a think about public figures from my youth/childhood & did a Google images search on their current appearance. If they look fucked, they make the team!
My first ever attempt. In keeping with my interests, I opted for a mixture of figures from the worlds of television, football, politics, music & adult entertainment. Here's to their health*
Here's to healthy turn-outs at their funerals, that is!
Only on webcams. I would expect an eruption to be a slightly larger version of this eruption from 2021, a few kilometres from Grindavik. Skip to 3:30 to see how little fucks Icelandic people give. Wouldn't be me.
I wouldn't pay too much attention to some of the more alarmist takes. The 2010 Eyjafjallajokull incident was so disruptive as a volcanic mountain erupted under a massive glacier, water expands to several hundred time its volume when it comes into contact with lava, pulverising the surrounding rock into fine particles & propelling them to high altitudes which could've clogged jet engines.
If/when this happens, it's likely to be a fissure eruption, basically the ground splitting apart & lava/gases being released through an open wound (Kenneth!) in the terrain. Obviously bad news for the town of Grindavik but the damage/disruption to infrastructure should be localised.